Tony Romo drops the soap in the shower

Tony Romo apparently fainted in the shower after yesterdays Eagles game. Romo supposedly suffered a "Rib Injury" during the game which may or may not have contributed to his team getting their ass beat 44 - 6.

Who does this fag boy think he kidding? Romo dropped the soap in the shower on purpose and then pretended to faint so one of his teammates would give him mouth to mouth resuscitation.

The Redskins season may be done but so are the Cowgirls and at least our QB isn't a fudge packer.

Hitler was a Cowboys Fan!

Another reason to Hate the Cowgirls

Eagles vs Redskins game flexed

December 21st Eagles vs Redskins game has been moved from a 1:00 pm kickoff to 4:15

Chris Paul Redskins song - "Bust Them Ravens"

Here's this weeks Chris Paul Redskins Song.
It goes to the beat of "Bust It Baby" by Plies

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Lyrics

Chris Paul presents Bust them Ravens
Ay Redskins it’s a must we bust them Ravens
This game is real crucial
DC is taking over B-More (Redskins!)
Sunday night we gonna bust them Ravens

Chorus

We can feel a sense of urgency for the Gold and Burgundy
Trying to stay in the hunt
Best believe we gonna hurt some bammas wearing purple
Victory’s what we want
So this Sunday night
Bust them
Ravens
Redskins this Sunday night
Bust them
Ravens
Redskins this Sunday night

Verse 1

The way we lost to New York made us all cuss
@$$ whoop is what they put on us
When we get the opportunities we have to score
Or shoot ourselves in the foot like Plaxico
Clinton Portis all battered and bruised up
But still suits up
Damn that dude’s tough
And Clinton’s lead is what this whole team needs to follow
Leave it all on the field like there’s no tomorrow
Jason Campbell you the man with the golden arm
You got the talent that’ll get this team going far
Devin Thomas, the spotlight is on you
Bust them Ravens
Is what the Skins are gon do

Chorus

We can feel a sense of urgency for the Gold and Burgundy
Trying to stay in the hunt
Best believe we gonna hurt some bammas wearing purple
Victory’s what we want
So this Sunday night
Bust them
Ravens
Redskins this Sunday night
Bust them
Ravens
Redskins this Sunday night

Verse 2

Our nickname for the Ravens is Rodney
Cause they get no respect down here in DC
Pass a pencil and notebook to Ray Lewis
London Fletcher’s gonna school him on how to do this
The Washington defense is holding nothing back
Every play every snap it’s all out attack
LaRon Landry is bonafide super bad
He’s cracking Baltimore receivers open like crabs
And the Ravens have a lot of faith in Flacco
Til Andre Carter lights his @$$ up like tobacco
Baltimore it’s a must we beat down you
Why?
Cause the wire’s what our season’s coming down to

Chorus

We can feel a sense of urgency for the Gold and Burgundy
Trying to stay in the hunt
Best believe we gonna hurt some bammas wearing purple
Victory’s what we want
So this Sunday night
Bust them
Ravens
Redskins this Sunday night
Bust them
Ravens
Redskins this Sunday night

"Every Given Sunday" Sean Taylor Tribute Video

Some of you in the DMV might have heard the WKYS Sean Taylor Tribute song but for those of you that didn't here's the music video for it.

Below is an excerpt from WKYS on who contributed to the song

In memory of Sean Taylor

EZ Street, 93.9 WKYS afternoon drive personality along with Grammy nominated artists Raheem Devaugh, Anwan Glover aka Big G, the HBO’s hit series The Wire and NBC’s Law and Order and founding member of the Backyard Band, Miss Kim, lead female vocalist of Rare Essence, DC rap sensation Wale and Jamil "Face" Johnson have come together to create this lyrical masterpiece of dedication to the late Sean Taylor.

“The idea for doing this song is simple. To honor # 21 Sean and to send a message that to the community that we must never forget that there is still much work to do stop the violence in our community. Sean’s tragic death acts a reminder”, says EZ Street.

Any Given Sunday was written by the R&B hit making songwriter Raheem Devaugh and produced by Jamil "Face" Johnson who has worked with the likes of T-Pain Raheem DeVaughn, Talib Kweli, Gangstarr. In addition BIG G, Ms KIM, Hazel, Wale, King Pin Slim, Duece your Highness.

Plaxico Burress Shot!

NY Giants WR Plaxico Burress apparently shot himself in the leg sometime last night.

Burress was carrying a loaded gun that accidentally went off and wounded his leg.

His injuries are apparently not life threatening.

Chris Paul Redskins song "Beat the Hell out the Giants"

Here's this weeks Chris Paul Redskins Song.

It goes to the beat of "Whatever You Like" by T.I.

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Lyrics

Hey fans, you know the old Redskins players when New York came to town they’d say
Today we gonna beat the hell out the Giants
The Skins are gonna beat the hell out the Giants
Yeah

Chorus

Campbell throw deep
Santana take flight
Clinton Portis steady on his grind
The Skins we gonna beat the hell out the Giants
I said we gonna beat the hell out the Giants
Yeah
Baby this Washington defense is so tight
Eli there’s no where you can hide
The Redskins are gonna whoop on the Giants
The Redskins are gonna whoop on the Giants
Yeah

Verse 1

If I would said back after week 1 that the Skins would be 7-4 you would have just laughed
Thousands would laugh but we still achieved it
Coach Zorn made em all believers
Yeah
We stand at FedEx
Fans at FedEx
Know, respect our home, and protect FedEx
Been waiting to open this can of @$$ whipping
Tell the New York punks to come get it

Chorus

Campbell throw deep
Santana take flight
Clinton Portis steady on his grind
The Skins we gonna beat the hell out the Giants
I said we gonna beat the hell out the Giants
Yeah
Baby this Washington defense is so tight
Eli there’s no where you can hide
The Redskins are gonna whoop on the Giants
The Redskins are gonna whoop on the Giants
Yeah

Verse 2

Portis is a wild man
Unstoppable describes him
Clinton is the key to the car that Zorn is driving
And there’s no denying
That Campbell is supplying
Picture perfect passes, Santana’s like lightning
Chris Cooley fills the stadium with excitement
And Mike Sellers coming right at ya is frightening
The Giants ain’t ready for the lesson their getting
Even Tony Starks doesn’t have this many weapons
This Redskins D is so hard
Cornelius Griffin surrenders no yards
London Fletcher rips Brandon Jacobs apart
And Jason Taylor rips out Eli’s young heart
Uh
We stand at FedEx
Fans at FedEx
Know, respect our home, and protect FedEx
Been waiting to open this can of @$$ whipping
Tell the New York punks to come get it

Chorus

Campbell throw deep
Santana take flight
Clinton Portis steady on his grind
The Skins we gonna beat the hell out the Giants
I said we gonna beat the hell out the Giants
Yeah
Baby this Washington defense is so tight
Eli there’s no where you can hide
The Redskins are gonna whoop on the Giants
The Redskins are gonna whoop on the Giants
Yeah

Verse 3

This is the NFL’s best
The NFL East
Whoever wins this has to be that beast
I see the Giants hot like a Thanksgiving feast
They getting eaten up by the Gold and Burgundy
See we stand at FedEx
Fans at FedEx
Know, respect our home, and protect FedEx
Been waiting to open this can of @$$ whipping
Tell the New York punks come get it

Chorus

Campbell throw deep
Santana take flight
Clinton Portis steady on his grind
The Skins we gonna beat the hell out the Giants
I said we gonna beat the hell out the Giants
Yeah
Baby this Washington defense is so tight
Eli there’s no where you can hide
The Redskins are gonna whoop on the Giants
The Redskins are gonna whoop on the Giants
Yeah

Shaun Alexander Cut

The Redskins have released RB Shaun Alexander. The team is apparently going to resign Ryan Boschetti.

Why did we release Alexander now when we should have released him 2 weeks ago instead of Leigh Torrence? Why Vinny? Why?

You Putz!

Redskins vs Ravens Flexed

The December 7th game vs the Rats with Wings has been moved to prime time. The game was originally scheduled for a 1:00 pm kickoff but NBC has requested that the Patriots vs Seahawks game be switched for the Redskins vs Ravens. Can you blame them?

I don't know how to feel about the schedule move. Our team doesn't seem to play well in the dark. I don't know if it's because when it's dark outside the O-line would rather Pop bottles instead of popping LBs but we are 0-3 so far in prime time. The Ravens have one of the best defenses in the NFL and Shane Falco hasn't looked like a rookie QB at all. Regardless of the time change I have no doubt that the guys will be ready to play in the Beltway Bowl. I just hope I don't get stabbed by a Raven player or a Ravens fan wearing Zumba Pants.

Eddie Jordan Fired

I know this is a football blog but I'm a homer and I also love the Caps and the Wizards. The Wizards have just fired Head Coach Eddie Jordan this morning. I don't believe that the Wizards awful start is Eddie's fault but apparently Abe Pollin aka Father Time doesn't agree with me. I don't want to say the season is over but damn

Chris Paul Redskins song "We Gon Do You"

Here's this weeks Chris Paul Redskins Song.

It goes to the beat of "Umma Do Me" by Rocko

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Lyrics

Man us Redskins fans are mad as hell!
Why?
Cause Dallas sucks!
Somebody’s gotta pay
It’s gonna be Seattle

Verse 1

You chant Dallas
I’m true Redskins
They squeak past us
We couldn’t stop them
They 6-4 now
We 6-4 too
This whole playoff picture’s getting sticky like crazy glue
Coach Zorn will not sleep
He’ll tighten our O-line
He’ll step up practice
We’ll fix this in no time
We never lose confidence
But we gain intelligence
The Redskins are conscious of the importance we finish this
Portis on hobbled wheels showed his commitment
With Campbell and Cooley no denying us get in
Dallas you celebrate, your season is still doomed
And Seahawks you’re in our way
So watch us do you

Chorus

Seattle is going down
We gon do you
We gon do you
We gon do you
When Washington comes to town
We gon do you
We gon do you
We gon do you
You wanna see how it’s done?
Then watch my Redskins
Watch my Redskins
Watch my Redskins
This here is our playoff run
So watch my Redskins
Watch my Redskins
Watch my Redskins

Verse 2

What happened to Seattle?
Yall done fell apart
You lost Shaun Alexander
And you done lost your heart
Last season in the playoffs ya knocked us out the running
So now prepare your fans you got some payback coming
Coach Blache’s defense is on a loud attack
When Andre Carter smacks Hasselbeck he’s on his back
Don’t act like you surprised about DeAngelo
He makes the biggest plays and QBs miserable
You think a single Seahawk wideout wants to get caught
By one LaRon Landry hit that make em shoot snot
Washington hit the Seahawks with a Burgundy and Gold shoe
Ain’t no stopping DC, the Skins are going to do you!

Chorus

Seattle is going down
We gon do you
We gon do you
We gon do you
When Washington comes to town
We gon do you
We gon do you
We gon do you
You wanna see how it’s done?
Then watch my Redskins
Watch my Redskins
Watch my Redskins
This here is our playoff run
So watch my Redskins
Watch my Redskins
Watch my Redskins

Verse 3

You like Grunge Rock
We like GoGo
You like Starbucks
We like Mambo
You got the Space Needle
We got the Big Chair
You get your @$$ whipped when Washington gets there

Chorus

Seattle is going down
We gon do you
We gon do you
We gon do you
When Washington comes to town
We gon do you
We gon do you
We gon do you
You wanna see how it’s done?
Then watch my Redskins
Watch my Redskins
Watch my Redskins
This here is our playoff run
So watch my Redskins
Watch my Redskins
Watch my Redskins

Bama Cowboy Fans

It's that time of year again when all of these Trash Talking Bama A$$ Cowboy fans come out the woodwork and try to ruin a perfectly good Sunday at Fedex Field. I'm so sick and tired of these morons that have never even been to Dallas.

We recently had an NFL day at my job and everyone was allowed to wear various jerseys to work. I figured I would use this day as a Sociology experiment and see if all the people I can't stand at work are Cowboy fans or are they just your run of the mill asshole. I decided to wear my authentic Sean Taylor Jersey that Coach Gibbs signed for me to the event and immediately as I walked through the door to my office I saw someone that I thought was a friend wearing a Dallas star on their belt. I proceeded to walk right past them without saying anything and made a mental note not to EVER trust them again. As the day progressed, I ran into 6 more Cowboy fans all wearing some sort of Broke Back Blue paraphernalia. I only knew 3 of them by name but I had passed all of them in the halls before and got a bad vibe from each of them. I just had no idea that the vibe I was a getting was my gut warning me that their was a closet Tony Homo fan in my midst. Approximately 30 people in my office wore their teams colors that day and only of them were 7 Cowboy fans. Either the rest of the Dallas faithful got to scared to wear their colors or they're to broke to buy a jersey because they've spent all of their money on their crack habit.

After the experiment was all said and done I learned 2 things.

1. Don't ever trust anyone fully until you find out their NFL allegiance
2. If you have an odd gut feeling about someone you just met odds are they are a Bitch A$$ Cowgirl Fan that's still in the closet.

I despise these people and some of you might say I'm being melodramatic but they are the enemy and always will be. If you see a Cowboy Fan tomorrow at Fedex Field say a prayer for them so that God may have mercy on their misguided soul.

Chris Paul Redskins song "Swagga Like Skins"

Here's this weeks Chris Paul Redskins Song.

It goes to the beat of "Swagga Like Us" by Jay-Z and T.I.

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Lyrics

No one on the Cowboys has swagga like us
Swagga like us
Swagga swagga like us
No one on the Cowboys has swagga like us
Swagga like us
Swagga swagga like us
No one on the Cowboys has swagga like us
Swagga like us
Swagga swagga like us
No one on the Cowboys has swagga like us
Swagga like us
Swagga swagga like us
No one on the Cowboys has swagga like us
Swagga like us
Swagga swagga like us
No one on the Cowboys has swagga like us
Swagga like us
Swagga swagga like us
No one on the Cowboys has swagga like us
Swagga like us
Swagga swagga like us
No one on the Cowboys has swagga like us (No!)
Swagga like us
Swagga swagga like us
No one on the Cowboys

Verse 1

Big Tigger’s at the goal line
Redskins Cowboys Sunday night show time
I know you Dallas fans hurt knowing your day’s past
This is Burgundy and Gold time
Rivalry, that’s such an understatement
Silver and blue are the colors I’m hating
My disrespect for dem boys goes far back to the days of Staubach so I’m not changing
My whole religion is go Clinton
Everytime Portis get the ball dem boys turn to victims
Why are they so chicken?
Could it be that Campbell is too much QB for them Cowboys to handle it?
Big Tig
Wearing Santana’s jersey on Sunday watching him do
Big things
Obama named Washington America’s team

Chorus

No one on the Cowboys has swagga like us
Swagga like us
Swagga swagga like us
No one on the Cowboys has swagga like us
Swagga like us
Swagga swagga like us (OK!)
No one on the Cowboys has swagga like us
Swagga like us
Swagga swagga like us (You think?)
No one on the Cowboys has swagga like us
Swagga like us
Swagga swagga like us
No one on the Cowboys

Verse 2

We went to Tigger for the history
He hyped the Skins offensively
Now me, I beat you senseless with the Washington defense
It’s just meticulous the sickness of the hits our Skins inflict
You Dallas fans predicting wins are just ridiculous
You can get with this or get with that
But Andre Carter smacks the crap out any sucka quarterback who has the blue star on his hat
And that’s a fact and it’s a promise
London Fletcher keeps them honest
Marion Barber knows Chris Horton will demolish you
Ain’t nobody scared of yall
Even if you wore a hockey mask, metal claws, and broughta old Texas chainsaw
TO is a misfit, his antics are divisive
Carlos Rogers will divide him from his helmet when he hits him
Listen
This is FedEx where the fan noise is defeaning
We representing everything the Gold and the Burgundy
We do it for the memory of Jackie Taylor’s dad
Number 21 epitomizes Redskins swag

Chorus

No one on the Cowboys has swagga like us
Swagga like us
Swagga swagga like us
No one on the Cowboys has swagga like us
Swagga like us
Swagga swagga like us
No one on the Cowboys has swagga like us
Swagga like us
Swagga swagga like us
No one on the Cowboys has swagga like us
Swagga like us
Swagga swagga like us
No one on the Cowboys has swagga like us
Swagga like us
Swagga swagga like us
No one on the Cowboys has swagga like us
Swagga like us
Swagga swagga like us
No one on the Cowboys has swagga like us
Swagga like us

An Injustice

It's been a couple of days since I've posted on here and I know it's Dallas week but to be honest with everyone I'm a very mad at the Redskins Organization right now. Those of you that know me know that I am friends with various players on the team and that I've gotten to know some of the guys pretty well. I almost wish I didn't know what I do when it comes to the behind the scenes aspects of Professional Football. It's both a blessing and a curse.

Everyone knows that DeAngelo Hall is the newest member of the team and that he recently signed during the bye week for peanuts. Hall will be receiving roughly $500,000 plus bonuses for 7 games of work. You can't get that kind of talent for that amount of money anywhere.

I was just as happy as everyone else when I heard the news that we acquired Hall. It's a long year and depth is key if we are going to make a run in the second half of the season. Springs hasn't been healthy since the Cowgirl game and who knows when Smoot aka Batman will knock himself out for a couple of plays. Hall is a two time Pro Bowl Corner that can make an immediate impact to this already Star-Studded Secondary.

The only "Backbreaker" about signing Hall is who are we going to cut to make room on the 53 man roster.

We could put Malcolm "No Show" Kelley on IR and finally stop playing the guessing game as to whether he will ever touch the field this year.

We could cut Shaun "Over the Hill" Alexander. We all knows he's going to be released once Ladell is healthy anyway so why not just do it now?

Or

We could cut Justin Tryon the 5'9 mistake from Arizona State. Tryon is garbage and I don't know how he's still on the roster. I can only assume he has naked pictures of Vinny Cerrato performing unmentionable sexual acts on Dan Snyder.

What did the Redskins do?

The Redskins cut Leigh Torrence. Leigh had been with the Organization since 2006 and he played an integral role in last years Playoff run after Carlos Rogers suffered a season ending knee injury against the Patriots. Torrence had become a stand out on Special-Teams and an impressive slot corner. Various NFL personnel executives have praised Torrence for his intelligence, positive attitude and ability to learn. Various teammates cried and asked, "Why would they let Leigh go?"

Football aside Torrence was becoming an active member in the local community getting people registered to vote for the Presidential Election and working with various local charities to raise money for their just causes. Positive Role Models like Torrence don't come around often in today's world. The fact that this Organization let this young man go is AN OUTRIGHT INJUSTICE!

To lose a player like Torrence because the Redskins "Executive Vice President of Football Operations" is to smug to admit he made a mistake in the draft is inexcusable!

I understand football is a business and in this business you put the best players on the field to help you win but there is no way in the world ANYONE can say Tryon is a better CB then Torrence. If someone out there truly believes that then please contact me ASAP at fdacowboys@gmail.com. I want to sell you some Beach Front Property in South Dakota.

Torrence cleared waivers Monday evening and has been picked up by the New Orlean Saints where he will replace injured CB Mike Mckenzie. I'm a firm believer that everything happens for a reason and at first I didn't understand why Leigh was let go but I do now. Leigh was ultimately cut so he could make a bigger impact on a team and a town that needs him. He will get a chance to prove those NFL personnel executives right and silence all of the doubters out there. I can only hope and pray that the Saints organization realize what kind of a player they just stumbled upon.

"Take care Leigh and you will be missed." - FdaCowboys

DeAngelo Hall a Redskin!

Former Hokie DeAngelo Hall is now the newest member of the Washington Redskins. Part of Hall's contract stipulation is the fact that the Redskins can not franchise tag him at the end of the year. Hall has signed a 1 year deal and will be an unrestricted Free Agent in 2009.

Are YOU Ready for some Football?

It's the night before one of the biggest games at Fedex Field and I know I'm not going to get any sleep at all. Tomorrow the Redskins #2 rushing attack will face the Steelers #1 Defense. This week we find out what this team is truly made of.
Will Portis and the Dirtbags rise to the occasion? Or will the Steel Curtain Defense of Pittsburgh put a stop to Portis' 5 game streak of 120+ yards or more a game. If I was a betting man I would go with option number one but the one thing I never gamble on is my Skins.

All week long I've been quietly listening to various Steelers fans spout of statistics about how good their team is on Monday night.

Idiot #1, "We've won 18 games in a row on Monday Night." Idiot #2, "On paper the Steelers are hands down better then the Skins." Idiot #3, "Fast Willie is back you guys better watch out."

The idiotic rants go on and on. Each time I heard a meaningless stat or an asinine comment I cried a little inside for these vagabond fans.

Why is it that so many Steeler fans leave their awesome team and town behind for parts unknown?

I'll tell you why. It's because they realized that their franchise got lucky being in one the of crappiest divisions in football and they wanted to move away and see how a real team plays. If the Redskins got to play the Ravens, Browns and Bengals twice a year we would have over 18 Division Championships and 24 playoff berths in our team history also but we don't.

The Redskins are arguably in the toughest division of the NFL. The Giants are 7-1. The Eagles are 5-3 and the Cowboys... well lets keep them out of this.

Big Ben has played horribly against the NFC East this year throwing only 1 TD so far. He has a cumulative QB rating of 44.5 in his 2 games vs the Giants and the Eagles and he's thrown 5 INTs. Roethlisberger has been sacked 23 times so far this season and he's practically falling apart at the seams.

If the Skins are going to win this game tomorrow night they need to clock Ben repeatedly (I know I'm corny). The Steelers have 3 new offensive lineman protecting him and if there was ever a game for Andre Carter and Demetric Evans to wreak some havoc it will be tomorrow night. If the Redskins want to take the leap from a Good Team to a Great Team they can do it center stage on National Television Monday night.

I don't know about you but I'm ready for some FOOTBALL.

Chris Paul Redskins song "Bye Steelers"

Here's this weeks Chris Paul Redskins Song.
It goes to the beat of "Hi Hater" by Maino

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Lyrics

Ay yo man you call it overconfident if you want
I’m just saying the Redskins, at home, on Monday night?
We got this son

Chorus

In DC
Redskins fans
The realest
At FedEx
Can’t beat us
Monday night
You’ll see us
Knock ‘em out
Bye Steelers
Bye Steelers
Bye Steelers
In DC
Bye Steelers
Bye Steelers
Bye Steelers
In DC
Bye Steelers

Verse 1

Yeah 6-2 yall
And it’s true yall
Jim Zorn make it do what it do yall
We don’t quit
And we won’t quit
Till we bring home an NFL championship
Skins keep winning and keep feeding Clinton
Portis dominates Ds, got their heads spinning
Jason Campbell kept the streak alive
No picks but he hit Moss in his stride
Santana is a grown man
Punt the ball to him and he’s gone man
Chris Cooley’s a little too much
Antwaan Randle El’s a little too clutch
And give the line love, them dudes deserve it
Whether pass or run play them dudes are always working
We prime time on Monday night
Pittsburgh we shutting off your lights

Chorus

Redskins fans
The realest
At FedEx
Can’t beat us
Monday night
You’ll see us
Knock ‘em out
Bye Steelers
Bye Steelers
Bye Steelers
In DC
Bye Steelers
Bye Steelers
Bye Steelers
In DC
Bye Steelers

Verse 2

Yeah welcome to DC
Hi Steelers
Meet the Skins D
Bye Steelers
You wanna run the ball?
Try Steelers
Black, Gold London Fletcher drills ya
What’s on the menu?
What are yall serving?
Jason Taylor orders up a Roethlisberger
And he’s eating up
Andre Carter too
Demetric Evans just might order up too
Big Ben is done
He gets nothing here
But the sound of 90 thou in the atmosphere
Tell Hines Ward he’s on lock down
Carlos Rogers is on top now
LaRon Landry never stops coming
Hitting harder than hacksaw Jim Duggan
I ain’t hate the Steelers
I ain’t mad at yall
But you better bring Franco and Bradshaw

Chorus

Redskins fans
The realest
At FedEx
Can’t beat us
Monday night
You’ll see us
Knock ‘em out
Bye Steelers
Bye Steelers
Bye Steelers
In DC
Bye Steelers
Bye Steelers
Bye Steelers
In DC
Bye Steelers
Redskins fans
The realest
At FedEx
Can’t beat us
Monday night
You’ll see us
Knock ‘em out
Bye Steelers
Bye Steelers
Bye Steelers
In DC
Bye Steelers
Bye Steelers
Bye Steelers
In DC
Bye Steelers

Lions game inactives

This will be the first Redskins game I haven't been to since the Vikings game last year. I don't know what to do with my self so I figured I would list the inactive players for today's game.

Kelly Johnson of Comcast Sportsnet just reported that Chris Samuels will not play today due to inflammation in his right knee. Stephon Heyer will start in Samuels place.

Other notable missing starters are

Chris Horton
Shawn Springs
Cornelius Griffin

Ladell Betts

Which History will repeat itself?

The last time the Redskins played the Lions, Detroit was obliterated by 31 points. Mike Sellers trucked over Kenoy Kennedy and Jason Campbell finished the game 23/29 with 248 yards and 2 touchdowns.



The last time the Redskins faced a win less opponent they lost to the Rams 19-17. The Offense turned the ball over 3 times and Pete Kendall made one of the dumbest moves of his NFL career.




History often has a habit of repeating itself but which history will it be.

Will another lackluster team regain its shine by getting its first victory against us?

Or

Will we improve our overall record vs Detroit to 27w - 10L?

I guess we'll find out in 16 hours.

Chris Paul Redskins Song - "Smashing Lions"

Here's this weeks Chris Paul Redskins Song.
It goes to the beat of "Flashing Lights" by Kanye West


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Lyrics

“Campbell, back to pass, looking, fires right side, Moss at the 10 to the 5, breaks a tackle in! Touchdown! Redskins touchdown Santana Moss”
“Hand off to Portis, running right to the goal line, and he is in! Touchdown Redskins, 7th touchdown of the year for Clinton Portis”
“1st and 10, to the 5 bursts a tackle, in, touchdown!”
Smashing Lions
Smashing Lions
Smashing Lions
Smashing Lions

Verse 1

We don’t believe in backing down
But we believe in smacking Browns
Winning ugly ain’t nothing wrong with
And in the win the Browns missed a long kick
Grittiness the Redskins have shown this
Clinton Portis you’re a rushing warrior
Skins can’t miss when number 26 runs 175 like this and
J. Campbell’s pure perfection frustrating Ds throwing no interceptions
Samuels, Thomas giving maximum protection
Santana’s dancing in the end zone section
Our destiny becomes clearer and clearer
Jim Zorn’s coaching technique is superior
Cowboys yall should take a look in the mirror
Cause right now you’re looking at the Skins posteriors

Chorus

I know some of yall thought that the Skins would fall off
But this is our season and we’re taking this far
Burgundy and Gold
Smashing Lions
Burgundy and Gold
Smashing Lions

Verse 2

The Lions are a pile of hot wet steamy poop on the NFL shoe
And since this is a win our Redskins want, Detroit we dumping on you
And Greg Blache’s defense radically attacks the quarterback savagely
Andre Carter hits so damaging, Kitna’s in a bed on the next Grey’s Anatomy
London Fletcher’s a light with no off switch
He’s the cause you’re so nauseous
His remote has no pauses only fast forward and play now that’s balling
LaRon Landry is knocking Lions wideouts out their panties
We dominating till the end
I’m just saying put another win in the column
Detroit can’t hang with the Skins

Chorus

I know some of yall thought that the Skins would fall off
But this is our season and we’re taking this far
Burgundy and Gold
Smashing Lions
Burgundy and Gold
Smashing Lions
I know some of yall thought that the Skins would fall off
But this is our season and we’re taking this far
Burgundy and Gold
Smashing Lions
Burgundy and Gold
Smashing Lions
Lions Lions Lions Lions Lions Lions Lions Lions Lions Lions Lions Lions Lions Lions Lions

Awesome Video of Colt 45 Brennan Singing

Dan Steinberg of the DC SportsBog found an awesome video of Colt Brennan getting hazed by the team earlier this year.

Colt is rumored to be a contestant on next years season of Don't Forget the LYRICS

Another clear cut reason why Colt should be our #2 QB instead of Todd Collins

Redskins Secondary a Primary Concern

Say it Ain't SO!

Fred Smoot - Groin

Chris Horton - Ankle

Carlos Rogers - Calf

Shawn Springs - Calf

Reed Doughty - IR

Shawn Springs apparently tweaked his calf yesterday late in practice and Smoot is listed as Doubtful for this weekends game against the Browns. Safety Reed Doughty has been placed on IR and Chris Horton missed practice with an ankle injury. If Springs and Smoot both can't play this weekend that means Leigh Torrence and Justin Tryon will see a significant amount of playing time on Sunday.

I know Leigh will be ready for this weekends game. Those of you that think last weeks loss to the Rams was Torrence's fault need to go jump off a cliff into a lake full of Piranhas. Leigh had perfect coverage on the WR but the ball was under thrown and the WR made a spectacular adjustment and catch. I GUARANTEE Leigh will be ready when his number is called but I have no faith in Justin. I'm still wondering how he made the final 53 man roster. Does he have naked pictures of Vinny Cerrato stashed some where? Did he kidnap Dan Snyder's dog and hold him hostage for a roster spot? Is he secretly Greg Blache's illegitimate child?

If the Redskins have to rely on Tryon as their Nickle Corner this weekend Heaven help us. If we can't get a decent pass rush on Derek Anderson this Sunday then Tryon will get eaten up alive out there. The D Line needs to step up to the plate and throw Derek Anderson around like a rag doll.

If anyone knows a Witch Doctor that can miraculously fix Smoot's Groin and Springs Calf please call them up ASAP. If we have to rely on this former track star turned DB it's going to be a long Sunday afternoon.

Good but not Great

All last week the Media kept hyping up the fact that the Redskins were the only team in the NFL to not have an Offensive Turnover this year. Every sports show and news article last week couldn't help but mention the fact that Jason Campbell hasn't thrown an interception yet (he still hasn't). Various Prognosticators were ranking the Redskins among the top 3 of the NFL Super Powers. I was getting text messages, while I was in Philly for the Eagles game, asking if I could get people tickets to Tampa Bay for the Super Bowl. People were talking about us possibly being 7-1 heading into the Bye week.

WOULD EVERYONE PLEASE SHUT THE HELL UP!

Yes, we won 4 games in a row. Yes, we beat the Cowgirls and the Eagles on the road but lets be realistic here. We haven't blown anyone out and if you take away a lucky tip here or a missed 4th down there we could be 0-5. The fact that we were 13+ point favortites against the Rams was Ludacris. Mike Wise wrote an awesome article on Monday discussing how close we've been to failure in each of our wins this season. If you haven't checked it out please do. It puts this whole 4 game win streak into perspective.

The Redskins seem to play down or up to their opponents potential. Great teams don't do that. The Redskins are a good team but we're not great YET. Clinton hit the nail right on the head when he said,

"We've been the underdogs since I've been here. And we came out with fight every game we was the underdog. Win, lose or draw, we came out to fight. So for us to expect St. Louis not to come out and fight, I don't know how we let them shock us like that."

I love this team almost to a fault at times. I've been to every game so far this year. I was just as excited as everyone else about our 4-1 start but I'm also realistic. I have watched this team for to many years to assume that we would beat the Hapless Rams, Steam Roll over the Doo Doo Browns and Demoralize the Detroit Lions.

We're the favorite team again for the second week in a row and we're going to be the favorite next weekend against the Lions in Detriot but can this team win when it's supposed to?

Can they make that step from Good to Great?

I sure as hell hope so but only time will tell

Chris Paul Redskins Song - "We Know"

Here's this weeks Chris Paul Redskins Song.
It goes to the beat of "They Know" by Shawty Lo

Click HERE to listen to the song

If you want to download the song right click the link above and choose save as

Lyrics

Can you believe that score man?
I don’t know what was going on?
19-17?
Come on the Rams? They were 0-4!
The St. Louis Rams? What!?
I can’t believe this!
Ok!

Chorus

We know
We know
Redskins let’s go
We know
We know
Come on Skins let’s go
We know
We know
Redskins let’s go
We know
We know
We know!

Verse 1

Coach Zorn felt frustration
Watching the Rams post game celebration
Turnovers, damnation
This ends our four week domination
Here come the doubters spouting all that hateration
Talk is cheap, it’s motivation
We 4-2 don’t panic be patient
We staying focused on our weekly preparation
Sunday see the Skins hard work and dedication
The league’s best Washington is in that conversation
Yeah Chris Paul on your favorite station
Big up to the Redskins nation

Chorus

We know
We know
Redskins let’s go
We know
We know
Come on Skins let’s go
We know
We know
Redskins let’s go
Down the Browns and Redskins let’s get it
“Portis will run right to the goal line, touchdown Clinton Portis, his second today”

Verse 2

Clinton’s the man you can see that
The top rusher (yeah)
Portis be that
Clinton’s heart, bigger than his stats
4th quarter, puts the team on his back
Jason Campbell passes exact
Santana Moss crosses up fools zig zag
And Chris Cooley the butt kicker
Redskins let’s get get get ‘em
Chorus
We know
We know
Redskins let’s go
We know
We know
Come on Skins let’s go
We know
We know
Redskins let’s go
Down the Browns and Redskins let’s get it
We know
We know
Redskins let’s go
We know
We know
Come on Skins let’s go
We know
We know
Redskins let’s go
Beat down the Browns and Redskins let’s get it

Verse 3

Hey hey hey Cleveland is coming into our home
Big Jamal Lewis wants to pound it into our zone
But London Fletcher knocks his @$$ into tomorrow
Washington’s defense leaves the Browns
Yeah that Redskins D
Carlos Rogers keeps you under lock and key
Chris Horton defensive MVP
We know
They know
You know
We know
Sunday victory Gold and Burgundy

Chorus

We know
We know
Redskins let’s go
We know
We know
Come on Skins let’s go
We know
We know
Redskins let’s go
Beat down the Browns and Redskins let’s get it
We know
We know
Redskins let’s go
We know
We know
Come on Skins let’s go
We know
We know
Redskins let’s go
Down the Browns and Redskins let’s get it!

Shaun Alexander a Redskin

Shaun Alexander is now officially a

Washington Redskin.

Why I have no idea?

Did Zorn forget that Rock Cartwright is still on the roster?

Why would we waste money on an old washed up RB that hasn't done anything in a couple of years?

Did we sign him just so the Cowboys wouldn't pick him up now that they lost Feliz Jones?

If we needed a RB that bad then why not sign Marcus Mason away from the Ravens practice squad. Mason would have been cheaper and he showed potential during the Preseason.

This smells like another TJ Duckett deal and we all remember how that one worked out.

Is that Moment of Truth show still on TV? If so can we put Vinny Cerrato in the hot seat and ask him what the hell he's thinking.

Redskins to sign Safety Michael Green

The Redskins are apparently preparing to sign Safety Michael Green to provide depth in the Secondary. Green played for Greg Blache in Chicago and he spent the past 2 years in Seattle.
Now that Doughty has been placed on IR the Skins are very thin at Safety.

Shawn Springs has played S in different packages this year but since Smoot aka "Batman" knocks himself out for at least a couple plays a game Leigh Torrence would have to come in at CB with Springs at S.

Roy Williams a Cowboy

Roy Williams has apparently been traded to the Dallas Cowgirls. The Lions have reportedly received a 1st, 3rd and 6th RD pick on 09 and a 7th RD pick in 2010.

TO now has someone else to blame for him not getting the ball.

Skins make an offer to Alexander; Reed on IR

The Redskins have apparently offered Shaun Alexander a one year Veteran minimum contract.

Reed Doughty has been placed on IR for the year. Doughty has been suffering from a nerve problem in his back

Breaking news!! Pacman Jones Suspended Indefinitely

Profootballtalk.com is reporting that Adam "Pacman" Jones has been suspended indefinitely. Jones will miss at least 4 weeks w/o pay.

That's why you don't sign Criminals to your team Jerry Jones!

Shaun Alexander a Redskin???

BREAKING NEWS!!!

Shaun Alexander, rumored to visit and possibly sign with the Redskins as early as Thursday.
Alexander was released by the Seattle Seahawks in April of 2008.
Alexander would be reunited with Jim Zorn who was the QB Coach in Seattle.
The injury to Ladell Betts knee has prompted the Redskins to pursue other options at backup RB.

Tony Homo out 4 Weeks

Tony Homo apparently fractured his Pinkie Sunday against the Cardinals. Forty year old Brad Johnson will be the starter in Homos abscence. Johnson hasn't started a regular season game since 2006.

"Brad Johnsons going to be throwing me the ball.
We're F@#ked"

Chris Paul Redskins Song " On a Roll "

Here's this weeks Chris Paul Redskins Song.

It goes to the beat of "Low" by Flo Rida

Click here to listen to the song

If you want to download the song right click the link above and choose save as

Lyrics

“We got down, they got the ball first and then we had a 3 and out and gave up a touchdown on special teams so we still hadn’t executed our game plan. I think he stuck with what he believed in and it got going and all of sudden we started rolling as a team”

Chorus

Washington is the baddest football team
Too hot to touch
The whole league is talking bout us
Burgundy and Gold
Four in a row
We’re on a roll roll roll roll roll roll roll roll
When Philly scored fourteen and they thought it was a wrap
Then we came back and gave those Eagle chumps a smack
Burgundy and Gold
Four in a row
We’re on a roll roll roll roll roll roll roll roll

Verse 1

Hey I ain’t never seen a team like this before
Like the one wearing all burgundy and gold
We keep winning every game
They predicting we won’t
The smell of victory is the Redskins cologne
Portis he the man
And he really fast
Nothing sweeter as
Kicking eagle ass
Hold up Jason Campbell could you be
MVP I think so
Do your thing Washington let’s go
Randle El made a beautiful throw
Cool Chris Cooley took it in for the score
Shaun Suisham’s leg is made of pure gold
Another NFL eastern exposed
Philly don’t want to see this team no more
Just like we punched the Cowboys in the nose
It ain’t too early to talk Super Bowl

Chorus

Washington is the baddest football team
Too hot to touch
The whole league is talking bout us
Burgundy and Gold
Four in a row
We’re on a roll roll roll roll roll roll roll roll
When Philly scored fourteen and they thought it was a wrap
Then we came back and gave those Eagle chumps a smack
Burgundy and Gold
Four in a row
We’re on a roll roll roll roll roll roll roll roll

Verse 2

Hey Redskins this week we welcome you home
Put a quart of fresh paint in the two end zones
St. Louis can read it but they won’t come close to getting in
Our defense is shutting the door
First down
No yards
Second down
No yards
Third down
No yards
Now punt Rams
Don’t matter what you want man
London Fletcher is killing your game plan
St. Louis can pass it but that is disastrous
Andre Carter has this sick quarterback madness
And that’s why he smashes and sometimes he fractures
And Chris Horton snatches your quarterback passes
To add to his stature
Rogers and Smoot are the masters
Defensive perfection we’re after
And putting the Rams out pasture
Next chapter

Chorus

Washington is the baddest football team
Too hot to touch
The whole league is talking bout us
Burgundy and Gold
Four in a row
We’re on a roll roll roll roll roll roll roll roll
When Philly scored fourteen and they thought it was a wrap
Then we came back and gave those Eagle chumps a smack
Burgundy and Gold
Four in a row
We’re on a roll roll roll roll roll roll roll roll

All Talk

I made it back from Philly Sunday night with no cuts, bruises or black eyes. We arrived at the stadium around 10:30 am and proceeded to drink by the car for the next 2 hours and not one Eagles fan said anything to us. I was wearing my Landry 70th Anniversary Authentic Jersey so there was no doubt that people knew I was a Redskins fan.

Eagles fans are all talk. Whoever gave them the reputation of being mean, nasty and violent needs to reassess their statement.

Lincoln Financial Field should be officially renamed Fedex North. Jason Campbell is now 2-0 in Philly and the Redskins are 3-1 in Philly over the last 4 trips.

The best part of being at the game was some where around the 7 minute mark in the 4th quarter when all of the pissed off Eagles fans started to yell for Andy Reid's fat head and I can't even begin to count the amount of racial slurs that were screamed out onto the field about McNabb. Let's just say Rush Limbaugh would have had a smile on his face if he heard what I did.

I've been lucky enough to go to 6 Road Wins and nothing compares to being there when your team crushes all of their fans hopes and dreams. I will be back in Philly next year and I invite all of you to come with me so you can find out for yourself how full of $h!t Eagles fans really are.

Represent the Burgundy and Gold

It's Eagles week and FdaCowboys will be at Lincoln Financial Field representing the Burgundy and Gold this Sunday. I went to the Monday night game last year in my Redskins Gear and I didn't have a problem at all. The only thing that got on my nerves when I was up there were all of the Skins fans walking up to me saying, "You're crazy for wearing your jersey up here." I can't even count the number of Skins Fans that had their Redskin T-Shirt hidden under their jackets. I understand that Philly fans are notorious for booing Santa Claus and cheering when Michael Irvin's lifeless body was lying on the field of the Vet. I know they poured beer on Mama Portis in 2005 and they have a jail inside the stadium but so what. When people tell me these stories to try and warn me the only thing I think about is free beer and making an Eagles fan Bleed. It sounds like a Win - Win situation if I've ever heard one.

No One will ever intimidate me enough to hide my teams colors.

Eagles fans are Rowdy, Rude, Obnoxious and Ignorant but it's not all their fault. These Bamas grew up all their lives walking past a statue of Rocky thinking he was a real peson. Imagine how you felt when you found out that Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy weren't real. I remember I found out when I was 6 and I was a little angry but I eventually got over it. Well Eagles fans haven't gotten over it and they try and take their aggression out on opposing teams fans. They are just little children throwing temper tantrums because they found out their Hero is the same guy from Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot.



Don't let these sad, bitter misguided people intimidate you. Wear your colors proud and Represent the Burgundy and Gold where ever you go.


Hail to the Redskins

Redskins vs Eagles

Sorry I haven't posted anything since I got back into town. I've been going crazy trying to find some Eagles ticklets for this weekend. I just came across 2 LL seats in Sec 123. If anyone would likethem email me ASAP fdacowboys@gmail.com

No place like HOME

I'm finally leaving the land of steers and queers. I can't wait to get out of this miserable town. The only good thing about getting stuck in Dallas for this long was getting to see the local coverage rip TO and Jason Garrett a new one. I tried to send Jason Garrett a gift basket for not calling any run plays but he's apparently not listed.

Jason, if you read this THANK YOU for being an idiot and not handing the ball to Marion the Barbarian. Even if he would have gotten the ball he wouldn't have run against us anyway (see last years game stats) but it's nice to see your team implode and know that the Redskins are the ones that started it all.

I stayed up till 2 am Sunday night celebrating at a local bar with my Laron Landry jersey on watching all of the local news casters call TO a cry baby and a cancer. They were pleading for Jerry Jones to step in and save Tony Romo's psyche. Their precious QB apparently can't manage his own team and Pre-Madonna WR so big daddy Jerry needs to step and make sure the boys play nice again.

I hate to break it to TO but this is Romo's, Barber's and Witten's team. They were so focused on throwing the ball to you 18 times that they forgot who their real weapons were, once again thanks Jason Garrett. We're starting to board so my next post will be from VA. There's No Place Like Home

HAIL TO THE REDSKINS.

Chris Paul Redskins Song " Get Philly "

Here's this weeks Chris Paul Redskins Song
It goes to the beat of Get Silly

Click here to listen to the song
If you want to download the song right click and choose save as

"GET PHILLY"

Lyrics

Chris Paul told em!
You Dallas fans hear me
We beat your @$$es silly
The Skins are on a roll
And this week we get Philly

Chorus

Get Philly
Get Philly
Get Philly (Redskins)
Get Philly
Get Philly (Redskins)
Get Philly
Get Philly (Redskins)
Get Philly
Get Philly
You Dallas hear me
We beat your @$$es silly
The Skins are on a roll
And this week we get Philly
Get Philly
Get Philly
Get Philly
Get Philly

Verse 1

We gonna beat Philly
We gonna treat Philly
The same way that we embarrassed Dallas in their building
We gonna whack Philly
We gonna jack Philly
The same way we smacked the Cowboys right up in their grillies
The Cowboys and Philly have similar fans
Their a bunch of loudmouth ignorant @$$ hooligans
And their mad because Jim Zorn has a master plan
That succeeded and in November will succeed again
Hahaha what’s the problem TO?
Aren’t you crying for your quarterback no more TO?
That Washington D
So tight Dallas choked
And this week it’s Andy Reid’s turn to get broke

Get Philly
Get Philly
Get Philly (Redskins)
Get Philly
Get Philly (Redskins)
Get Philly
Get Philly (Redskins)
Get Philly
Get Philly
You Dallas hear me
We beat your @$$es silly
The Skins are on a roll
And this week we get Philly
Get Philly
Get Philly
Get Philly
Get Philly

Verse 2

We gon get Philly so tell Donovan we coming
And tell him Jason Campbell gon show him a little something
And tell him Clinton Portis is a hundred yards and running
And Santana Moss is open deep behind the Eagle’s coverage
Behind the Eagles coverage?
Even the Eagle’s D can’t cover Randle El can’t handle Chris Cooley
Ladell pound the ball ahead full steam
It’s music when the Eagles fans boo their own team
Block block block our front five are for really
Chris Samuels keep digging
Randy Thomas keep drilling
The NFC East there’s a new big willy
The Burgundy and Gold and we’re gonna whip Philly

Chorus

Get Philly
Get Philly
Get Philly (Redskins)
Get Philly
Get Philly (Redskins)
Get Philly
Get Philly (Redskins)
Get Philly
Get Philly
You Dallas hear me
We beat your @$$es silly
The Skins are on a roll
And this week we get Philly
You Dallas hear me
We beat your @$$es silly
The Skins are on a roll
And this week we get Philly
Get Philly

Is that all yall got Dallas?
That’s all yall got?
Wipe em out
First the Saints, then the Cardinals, then the Cowboys
Now the Eagles
Giants we get you on the next go around
Haha
Redskins NFC East
We that beast
Uh PGC
Let’s go
I said let’s go
I said let’s go!

All Quiet on the Western Front

I'm stuck out here in Dallas till Wednesday and loving every minute of it. The Bama @$$ Cowgirl fans that were talking sh!7 Friday and Saturday have all apparently lost their voices. I'm going to enjoy walking around this piss poor excuse of a city in my Landry jersey waiting for an Broke Back Cowgirl Fan to say something.

I have a bunch of pics and stories to post as soon as I get decent internet access. Until then, I'm going to try and keep you guys updated from my Treo.

Hail to the Redskins

McNabb you're next!

WE WANT DALLAS!

WE WANT DALLAS!

WE WANT DALLAS!

WE WANT DALLAS!

WE WANT DALLAS!

WE WANT DALLAS!

WE WANT DALLAS!

WE WANT DALLAS!

WE WANT DALLAS!

WE WANT DALLAS!

WE WANT DALLAS!

WE WANT DALLAS!

WE WANT DALLAS!

WE WANT DALLAS!

WE WANT DALLAS!

Life in this God awful town

I've been in Dallas for 24 hours now and I can't stand this place. I want to come back to DC now and I'm stuck here in Broke Back Hell till Wednesday. The people out here are idiots and I can see why everything is bigger in Texas. All these Bamas do is stuff their faces full of fried food and drink PBR.
I can't imagine why someone would want to live out here.

If I were to die and end up in Hell I think Dallas would be an exact duplicate of it. Everywhere I go it's Broke Back Blue and Silver. Last night I was at a local bar that had a Miller Lite sign that read," Great Beer, Great Team" I wanted to Puke when I saw it. I ended up sitting under the sign just so I could turn it off when no one was looking. The Bartenders apparently didn't think it was funny but they're just lucky I didn't rip it off the wall and smash it over their heads.

I've never missed home so much in my life but I know it'll be worth it Sunday afternoon when We Whoop On these Dallas Bamas.

HTTR

I've Finally landed

I've finally landed in Dallas after getting help up in Security for a while.

Jerry Jones told the TSA to search my stuff and give me a hard time but I'm out of security now and it's on. The Cowgirls and their broke back fans have no idea what's in store for them. Put every Dallas Bama on notice that I'm coming for them. This is WAR!

Chris Paul Redskin Song- " We Whoop On"

Here's this weeks Chris Paul Redskin song for the Cowgirl Game

All Redskin Fans need to send this to every Dallas Bama they know.
Download it put it on a CD and Crank this in your car all week
Let all these Dallas Bamas know what their OVERRATED team is in for Sunday.

click here to Listen to the song

"We Whoop On"

Lyrics

We whoop on
We whoop on
We whoop on
Chorus
We whoop on Dallas bammas
On on Dallas bammas
We whoop on Dallas bammas
On on Dallas bammas
We whoop on Dallas bammas
On on Dallas bammas
We whoop on Dallas bammas
On on Dallas bammas
Verse 1
When they see the Gold and Burgundy they know we come from Washington
Cowboys confident about their dominance I caution them
See me? I’ve been watching them examine the forensics
Against the Jim Zorn offense them Boys will be defenseless
Don’t you think that makes sense? Yeah now peep my Redskins
Jason Campbell’s blossoming the league’s best possibly
Jason make it rain on them Go Santana end zone
Cowboys’ corners @$$’d out swinging on a stripper pole
Feed the ball to Portis Clinton is a meatatarian
Dallas tacklers piling on across the goal he carries them
Sunday we expose the mighty Boys as mediocre
Dallas it’s gon be a dark night for you jokers
Chorus
We whoop on Dallas bammas
On on Dallas bammas
We whoop on Dallas bammas
On on Dallas bammas
We whoop on (Redskins!)
Whoop on (Redskins!)
We whoop on Washington
Whoop on (Redskins!)
We whoop on Dallas bammas
On on Dallas bammas
We whoop on Dallas bammas
On on Dallas bammas
We whoop on (Redskins!)
Whoop on (Redskins!)
We whoop on (Washington)
Whoop on (Redskins!)
Let’s Go!
We whoop on
We whoop on
We whoop on
Verse 2
I feel like the Cowboys deserve no respect
I feel like the Cowboys are all convicts
I feel like TO only care about how much he catch
When they ain’t won a playoff game since 96
When Andre Carter put’cha shoulder into Romo’s chest
It’s gonna take Romo a quarter to regain his breath
And all those speedster receivers Dallas likes to feature
Let Rogers and Springs feed you picks and incompletions
Oh!
We putting on a show
Bring you popcorn TO we’re bringing our nachos
Cause this is not your day for victory ya taking a loss
Marion Barber takes a beating from Rocky McIntosh
We got that big Skins defense and that big momentum
Gonna put big cleats up into big D’s rectum
Go Washington
Screw Dallas
Go Washington
It’s a historic rivalry
It’s Dallas and DC
And the winner will be
The men representing Gold and Burgundy
Chorus
We whoop on Dallas bammas
On on Dallas bammas
We whoop on Dallas bammas
On on Dallas bammas
We whoop on (Redskins!)
Whoop on (Redskins!)
We whoop on Washington
Whoop on (Redskins!)
We whoop on Dallas bammas
On on Dallas bammas
We whoop on Dallas bammas
On on Dallas bammas
We whoop on (Redskins!)
Whoop on (Redskins!)
We whoop on (Washington)
Whoop on (Redskins!)
Let’s Go!
We whoop on
We whoop on
We whoop on

I HATE DALLAS!

It's that time of year again when all of these Bama @$$ Cowboy fans that have never even been to Dallas talk sh!t. I've received text messages all week long saying, "Redskins Suck. 'You're going to get your ass beat.' 'Romo is going to crush the Dead Skins."

The real kicker was a voice mail I got from an acquaintance saying, " Dallas gets No Respect. We're going to demolish you guys"

Was this retard serious?

Pasta Belly, The Swami, John Madden, Sports Illustrated ...all of these "Experts" won't get off Jerry Jones jock. ESPN and every other media outlet (except Comcast Sportsnet) are basically crowing the Cowboys Superbowl Champs and it's only week 4.

"This is Dallas' year." "They are going all the way."

"Romo and TO can't be stopped"

I understand these media outlets get paid to write stories and these over rated Broadcasters have to produce ratings but be some what objective and show the other side of the coin.

Respect is something that is earned not given.

AND

Dallas hasn't earned Jack $h!t.

They haven't won a playoff game in 13 years.

Their QB can't even hold onto a snap for Pete's sake.

Their Cry Baby WR tried to kill himself because his team sucked so bad.

Wade Phillips has never won a playoff game in his entire coaching career.

The last time we played Dallas we crushed them 27-6.

Marion Barber was held to 1 rushing yard for the whole game.

Honestly what is there to Respect?

Your team is overrated and Dallas fans are just attention whores.

I have a hypothesis as to why there are so many Cowboy fans in DC.

I believe that all of these DC Cowboy fans were neglected as children by their parents and now they are trying to make up for that lack of attention by wearing that disgusting Broke Back Blue and Silver Jersey out in public.

I was at this past weekends Cardinals game and there was this woman wearing a Romo Jersey and all I could say to her was "WHY?"

Why are you here? Why are you wearing that jersey? Your team isn't playing here today. She didn't even have to respond I knew what the answer was.

I can only assume that her bf realized she was a fat disgusting whore and he stopped paying attention to her so she decided to come up to Fedex field and get the attention she was craving.

Do all us a favor and just move out to Dallas. We don't want you here. If you can't afford to move because we all know you probably don'[t have a job just pop some pills like TO and end the misery but get it right when you do it becasue he unfortanately didn't.

Jason Taylor out - Details

Jason Taylor, was apparently kicked in the calf yesterday by a yet to be named Arizona Cardinals player. Later on that evening blood began to build up in Taylor leg and he went to this hospital this morning to get it checked out. The Dr's performed a procedure on Taylor to drain the blood and relieve the pressure. He has been ruled out for this weeks Cowgirl game and his status is uncertain for the Eagles game the following week.

Stephon Heyer apparently injuried his shoulder and is questionable for this weeks game. Jansen will take Heyers place if he can't go.

Breaking News! Jason Taylor Out

Jim Zorn just reported that Jason Taylor is out for the Cowboys game this week. He went to the hospital this morning to take care of a calf injury he incurred against the Cardinals.

Details to follow soon

Week 3 Chris Paul Redskins Song Cardinals Game

Here's a link and the lyrics for this weeks Chris Paul Redskins song

click here to listen

"Offensive Eruption"

We didn’t have much time
3:36 left to go
That’s when Santana took flight
And Jason made the perfect throw

Chorus

The Redskins had an offensive eruption
The Redskins had an offensive eruption
Offensive eruption
The Redskins had an offensive eruption

Verse 1

Clinton Portis the fans take our hats off to you you you
You didn’t give us one touchdown, no you gave us two two two
Now the whole world has seen what Zorn’s offense can do do do
And all those Super Bowl dreams they soon will come true true true

Chorus

Cause we have an offensive eruption
Offensive eruption
Offensive eruption
The Redskins have an offensive eruption
Bridge
We didn’t have much time
3:36 left to go
That’s when Santana took flight
And Jason made the perfect throw

Verse 2

If you don’t know by know stopping Cooley is hard hard hard
Chris leaves tacklers broken and emotionally scarred scarred scarred
This Washington heat had the Saints feeling charred charred charred
And this week it gets hotter when we burn up the Cards Cards Cards
Chorus
And they feel our offensive eruption
The Redskins have an offensive eruption
Offensive eruption
The Redskins have an offensive eruption

Verse 3

I was writing this all about our offense
When I realized that the table always gets set by the Redskins defensive accomplishments
Let us not forget the buckets full of blood sweat
LaRon Landry works and never stops working
And receivers he hurts and never stops hurting
And if Jason Taylor keeps on laying out quarterbacks we’re looking at the postseason for certain
So we keep discovering new superstars
Chris Horton everyone knows who you are
Muchas gracias for the two picks
Arizona’s coming but they ain’t gonna do shhh
Cornelius go ballistic
Cardinals are nothing but pigs wearing lipstick
Our defense will hold them and our offense will show them what we call a burgundy explosion

Chorus

Offensive eruption
The Redskins have an offensive eruption
Offensive eruption
The Redskins have an offensive eruption
Offensive eruption
Offensive eruption

Clinto Portis vs Brian Mitchell

Clinton does a weekly interview on the John Thompson show on Sportstalk 980 every Tuesday afternoon. Today's show was definitely an instant classic.

Clinton started the interview off by saying, " We got some haters, and there's one on this show. He's so caught up in whatever I do and being negative about it. Man, I really want to know what's going on....There's a man on your show who can't keep my name out of his mouth, it's always the negativity."....

Brian Mitchell, Coach Thompson's co-host, has a reputation of telling it like it is and apparently last weeks comments were the "straw that broke the camels back". B-Mitch's comments had apparently been eating away at Clinton for quite some time and today Clinton decided to let all of his anger and frustration out live on the air.

To listen to the whole interview click here for the podcast

I love Brian Mitchell and he will always be a Redskin to me. I was upset when they gave Landry #30. I believe that 30 should be one of the unofficial retired numbers like 9 , 28, 49... It's B-Mitch's job as an analyst to call it like he sees it. He's not in the business to make friends. Clinton needs to grow some thicker skin because if what B-Mitch said really bothers him then he better not read what some people on Extreme Skins are saying about him.

I would rather watch paint dry.

I love football don't get me wrong but I refuse to watch tonight's Monday Night football game. I hate Dallas. I despise everything that has to do with that team and city. I refuse to contribute to their TV ratings. I was praying that Hurricane Ike would bypass Houston and wipe Dallas off the map.

If anyone were to ask me who do I hate 2nd it would be the Eagles hands down. The Eagles have never won a Superbowl and hopefully never will in my lifetime. I honestly feel bad for people that live in Philly. I'll never forget a couple years ago on Monday night when they actually introduced Sylvester Stallone before a game to get the crowd excited. It's really a sad site when your citys only sports icon is a make believe character in a movie. Their team is so bad Andy Reid's sons had to sell drugs to Eagles fans just to ease the pain of watching them lose every week.

I would rather watch paint dry then this game. I would rather sit on a toilet constipated for 4 hours then watch Tony Homo vs Donovan "affirmative action" McNabb. I know this isn't politically correct and you never want to wish ill of another team but I am hoping the stadium blows up or that Texas Stadium gets swallowed up by some massive earth quake and both teams and all of their fans disappear.

If you were to hold a gun to my head and make me pick a winner I would tell you to pull the trigger.

"Little" Cooley ends up on the Internet

I know I'm late to the party with this but I didn't really want to report it. I was kind of hoping it would die down and that most people wouldn't hear about "Penis Gate". I was wrong

I'm sure most of you know that Chris Cooley has his own Blog. If you haven't had a chance to check it out you should. He posts some real good skinny on there about the team and about his life in general.

Last Saturday night Captain Chaos decided to Blog about the Quiz Jim Zorn makes all the players take concerning the opposing teams defense and what the game plan is for the week. In the Blog, Cooley took a picture of a page of the Quiz and he also inadvertently took a picture of "Little" Cooley at the same time. Chris was apparently lying around his hotel room naked while he was taking his quiz. Why? I don't want to know.

For a more in depth explanation of the whole story check out Dan Steinberg's post "How Chris Cooley's Privates Hit the Internet"

To see various Photo shopped Images covering up "Little" Cooley click here

for Chris' apology click here

"Antwaan Randle El is not a Schmuck"

I know a win is a win is a win but the one glaring thing that I can't get out of my mind is how Randle El almost lost us the game. The Defense had stopped the Saints "High Powered Offense" for pretty much the entire first half but because of a fumbled punt by Randle El we were losing 10 - 9 going into the half. Later in the game, Randle El fielded a punt at the 10 yard line and juked himself out of his own shoes. He side stepped to his left and then collapsed into a fetal position. Let's be honest here we need a new punt returner. We need someone back there that runs North - South not East - West.

During Zorn's press conference today he was asked about using someone else to return punts. Zorn replied by saying, "Antwaan is not a schmuck when it comes to punt returns. I'm not down on him at all. We just need to get more production there. We've got Santana if we need to make a change there. We're going to talk about the situation. You'll see them both continue to work as we go along."

No ones calling Antwaan a "Schmuck" he just sucks at returning punts. Zorn may "not be down on him" but the rest of us are. We need someone back there that has the desire and the hunger to run that thing back. I don't think El has that anymore. A Punt Returner has to go out there with reckless abandon. He has to not care about getting hurt or taking a ruthless hit. Antwaan may have had that earlier in his career with the Steelers but I think he's lost it. I don't know if becoming our defacto #2 receiver has anything to do with that but regardless the reason something needs to change ASAP. I'm not saying Rock is the answer or if James thrash should go back there but the one thing I do know is that Randle El shouldn't be back there anymore.

In Zorn We Trust?

I've been avoiding talking about last weeks Giants game pretending it didn't happen.

I've blocked out the fact that the Skins were embarrassed on National Television.

I'm ignoring the fact that Zorn didn't have the team in a hurry up offense being down by 2 scores with only 6 minutes left in the game.

I'm going to assume that Zorn can add and he understands that this isn't MTV Rock and Jock Football with the Special 50pt Touchdown in the last 2 minutes of the game.

I'm hoping that I heard wrong about when Zorn was asked earlier this week why he didn't use a No-Huddle Offense. If my sources are correct Zorn's answer to that question was apparently because he didn't want to give the ball back to the Giants after we score with to much time on the clock.

Zorn just got his cherry popped last Thursday at the expense of all Redskin fans and at the expense of the team. The whole world knew it was his coaching debut and his first time calling plays. If they didn't know from the pregame comments they knew from his actions on the sideline and the plays he had Campbell run.

I'm going to give the man that thought our team colors were Maroon and Black the benefit of the doubt.

Rome wasn't built in a day.

The Giants were 0-2 and still won the Superbowl last year.

Joe Gibbs was 0-5 in his 1st year coaching and he won 3 championships.

I can go on and on with stats and cliches about why last weeks game shouldn't matter so that's why I'm going to pretend it didn't happen. As far as I'm concerned, we only play a 15 game season.

I'm a Redskin Fan regardless of who the owner is and who the coach is. I will stick by this team through the good times and the bad (Spurrier years) but all I ask is don't make it embarrassing to be a Redskin fan. Play with some heart and with some Passion and go out there and knock someone on their a$$ this Sunday.

I still have faith in Jim Zorn. I still trust that he knows what he's doing. I believe he can turn this offense around and that Jason Campbell will eventually resemble Doug Williams, the man whose number he currently wears. The only other good thing I can say about Jim Zorn is at least he's not Jim Fassel

Chris Paul week 2 Saints vs Redskins song

Thanks to MD.C RedskinsFan on ES for the song

Here's Chris Paul's new Redskins song for week 2 against the New Orleans Saints. It played after 8 today because Donnie was re-airing the interview he had with TD Jakes yesterday.

Anyway it's called Got Tickets and it's to Lil Wayne and T-Pain's Got Money.

Original here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZ0pqwCDfFM

He says that he likes to do at least one tailgater song every year and that this song is for the tailgaters. He also commented about how everybody is saying that "well we lost one game, the season is over." He also joked (well I hope it's a joke) again about how it's all Lil Wayne this year because that's the only thing hot.
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With before and after commentary: http://www.sendspace.com/file/iynn0e

Not sure if relagasi is the right word in the first verse but that's what it sounds like. If someone wants to correct me they can.

Lyrics:

I need a 32 ounce cup of something ice cold and frosty right here in the club level section!HahaWe got over 91,000 in here, its amazing baby

Haha

Yeah

Skins

Yeah

Skins

Yeah

Skins

Skins fans go crazy

Chorus

If you got tickets and you going
Throw on all your burgundy and gold and make noise
Like, this away (Go Skins!) that away (Redskins!)
This away (Go Skins!) that awayFedEx Field we call home of the brave
Make the bleachers shake like at RFK
Like, this away (Go Skins!) that away (Redskins!)
This away (Go Skins!) that away

Verse 1

It was an NFL Sunday at 8 o’clock I’m getting up

By 9 o’clock I’m down at FedEx Field setting up

Now I ain’t never been a chef but I’m grilling up

Said I ain’t in my relagasi but I’m grilling up

Now where’s my ice cooler somebody fill my cup

There ain’t no doubt about it this is what life’s about

Strangers get to mingling as friends inside a parking lot

And then we march into the stadium and turn it up

We make it snap

We make it crackle
We make it pop after every big tackle

Yeah Its Chris Paul on the floor representing fans of the Burgundy and Gold

Got Tickets

Chorus

If you got tickets and you going

Throw on all your burgundy and gold and make noise

Like, this away (Go Skins!) that away (Redskins!)

This away (Go Skins!) that awayFedEx Field we call home of the brave

Make the bleachers shake like at RFK

Like, this away (Go Skins!) that away (Redskins!)

This away (Go Skins!) that away

Verse 2

It goes one for the money two for the show

Now clap your hands for the Burgundy and Gold

Like catching the… from some chick

New Orleans about to get burned in this %$#^

Saints offense plays hard

But Andre Carter plays harder

London Fletcher is unleashed

And off of Cajun, he’ll feast

Reggie Bush is a star in his commercials

But that’s all fronting he ain’t done nothing

And when the Skins defense is done smashing him

Reggies @$$’d out like Kim Kardashian

Chorus
If you got tickets and you going
Throw on all your burgundy and gold and make noise
Like, this away (Go Skins!) that away (Redskins!)
This away (Go Skins!) that awayFedEx Field we call home of the brave
Make the bleachers shake like at RFK
Like, this away (Go Skins!) that away (Redskins!)
This away (Go Skins!) that away

Verse 3

Like ok the Redskins are at home
Jim Zorn time to make this offense explode
Like hey!
All the Skins fans say Jason Campbell play the way we know that you can play
Throw to Chris Cooley please go to Chris Cooley Cooley Cooley Cooley A!
Moss is quick and the Saints get sick when Santana’s in the end zone and he catches it
The New Orlean pass rush won’t get in
Them Washington hogs shutting down that $%@
Our running game so slick we ride with Clinton Portis
He dips zip goes number 26
And the Saints get whipped this Sunday they get a foot in their behind like
Kick kick

Chorus
If you got tickets and you going

Throw on all your burgundy and gold and make noise

Like, this away (Go Skins!) that away (Redskins!)

This away (Go Skins!) that awayFedEx Field we call home of the brave

Make the bleachers shake like at RFK

Like, this away (Go Skins!) that away (Redskins!)

This away (Go Skins!) that away