Plaxico Burress Shot!

NY Giants WR Plaxico Burress apparently shot himself in the leg sometime last night.

Burress was carrying a loaded gun that accidentally went off and wounded his leg.

His injuries are apparently not life threatening.

Chris Paul Redskins song "Beat the Hell out the Giants"

Here's this weeks Chris Paul Redskins Song.

It goes to the beat of "Whatever You Like" by T.I.

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Lyrics

Hey fans, you know the old Redskins players when New York came to town they’d say
Today we gonna beat the hell out the Giants
The Skins are gonna beat the hell out the Giants
Yeah

Chorus

Campbell throw deep
Santana take flight
Clinton Portis steady on his grind
The Skins we gonna beat the hell out the Giants
I said we gonna beat the hell out the Giants
Yeah
Baby this Washington defense is so tight
Eli there’s no where you can hide
The Redskins are gonna whoop on the Giants
The Redskins are gonna whoop on the Giants
Yeah

Verse 1

If I would said back after week 1 that the Skins would be 7-4 you would have just laughed
Thousands would laugh but we still achieved it
Coach Zorn made em all believers
Yeah
We stand at FedEx
Fans at FedEx
Know, respect our home, and protect FedEx
Been waiting to open this can of @$$ whipping
Tell the New York punks to come get it

Chorus

Campbell throw deep
Santana take flight
Clinton Portis steady on his grind
The Skins we gonna beat the hell out the Giants
I said we gonna beat the hell out the Giants
Yeah
Baby this Washington defense is so tight
Eli there’s no where you can hide
The Redskins are gonna whoop on the Giants
The Redskins are gonna whoop on the Giants
Yeah

Verse 2

Portis is a wild man
Unstoppable describes him
Clinton is the key to the car that Zorn is driving
And there’s no denying
That Campbell is supplying
Picture perfect passes, Santana’s like lightning
Chris Cooley fills the stadium with excitement
And Mike Sellers coming right at ya is frightening
The Giants ain’t ready for the lesson their getting
Even Tony Starks doesn’t have this many weapons
This Redskins D is so hard
Cornelius Griffin surrenders no yards
London Fletcher rips Brandon Jacobs apart
And Jason Taylor rips out Eli’s young heart
Uh
We stand at FedEx
Fans at FedEx
Know, respect our home, and protect FedEx
Been waiting to open this can of @$$ whipping
Tell the New York punks to come get it

Chorus

Campbell throw deep
Santana take flight
Clinton Portis steady on his grind
The Skins we gonna beat the hell out the Giants
I said we gonna beat the hell out the Giants
Yeah
Baby this Washington defense is so tight
Eli there’s no where you can hide
The Redskins are gonna whoop on the Giants
The Redskins are gonna whoop on the Giants
Yeah

Verse 3

This is the NFL’s best
The NFL East
Whoever wins this has to be that beast
I see the Giants hot like a Thanksgiving feast
They getting eaten up by the Gold and Burgundy
See we stand at FedEx
Fans at FedEx
Know, respect our home, and protect FedEx
Been waiting to open this can of @$$ whipping
Tell the New York punks come get it

Chorus

Campbell throw deep
Santana take flight
Clinton Portis steady on his grind
The Skins we gonna beat the hell out the Giants
I said we gonna beat the hell out the Giants
Yeah
Baby this Washington defense is so tight
Eli there’s no where you can hide
The Redskins are gonna whoop on the Giants
The Redskins are gonna whoop on the Giants
Yeah

Shaun Alexander Cut

The Redskins have released RB Shaun Alexander. The team is apparently going to resign Ryan Boschetti.

Why did we release Alexander now when we should have released him 2 weeks ago instead of Leigh Torrence? Why Vinny? Why?

You Putz!

Redskins vs Ravens Flexed

The December 7th game vs the Rats with Wings has been moved to prime time. The game was originally scheduled for a 1:00 pm kickoff but NBC has requested that the Patriots vs Seahawks game be switched for the Redskins vs Ravens. Can you blame them?

I don't know how to feel about the schedule move. Our team doesn't seem to play well in the dark. I don't know if it's because when it's dark outside the O-line would rather Pop bottles instead of popping LBs but we are 0-3 so far in prime time. The Ravens have one of the best defenses in the NFL and Shane Falco hasn't looked like a rookie QB at all. Regardless of the time change I have no doubt that the guys will be ready to play in the Beltway Bowl. I just hope I don't get stabbed by a Raven player or a Ravens fan wearing Zumba Pants.

Eddie Jordan Fired

I know this is a football blog but I'm a homer and I also love the Caps and the Wizards. The Wizards have just fired Head Coach Eddie Jordan this morning. I don't believe that the Wizards awful start is Eddie's fault but apparently Abe Pollin aka Father Time doesn't agree with me. I don't want to say the season is over but damn

Chris Paul Redskins song "We Gon Do You"

Here's this weeks Chris Paul Redskins Song.

It goes to the beat of "Umma Do Me" by Rocko

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Lyrics

Man us Redskins fans are mad as hell!
Why?
Cause Dallas sucks!
Somebody’s gotta pay
It’s gonna be Seattle

Verse 1

You chant Dallas
I’m true Redskins
They squeak past us
We couldn’t stop them
They 6-4 now
We 6-4 too
This whole playoff picture’s getting sticky like crazy glue
Coach Zorn will not sleep
He’ll tighten our O-line
He’ll step up practice
We’ll fix this in no time
We never lose confidence
But we gain intelligence
The Redskins are conscious of the importance we finish this
Portis on hobbled wheels showed his commitment
With Campbell and Cooley no denying us get in
Dallas you celebrate, your season is still doomed
And Seahawks you’re in our way
So watch us do you

Chorus

Seattle is going down
We gon do you
We gon do you
We gon do you
When Washington comes to town
We gon do you
We gon do you
We gon do you
You wanna see how it’s done?
Then watch my Redskins
Watch my Redskins
Watch my Redskins
This here is our playoff run
So watch my Redskins
Watch my Redskins
Watch my Redskins

Verse 2

What happened to Seattle?
Yall done fell apart
You lost Shaun Alexander
And you done lost your heart
Last season in the playoffs ya knocked us out the running
So now prepare your fans you got some payback coming
Coach Blache’s defense is on a loud attack
When Andre Carter smacks Hasselbeck he’s on his back
Don’t act like you surprised about DeAngelo
He makes the biggest plays and QBs miserable
You think a single Seahawk wideout wants to get caught
By one LaRon Landry hit that make em shoot snot
Washington hit the Seahawks with a Burgundy and Gold shoe
Ain’t no stopping DC, the Skins are going to do you!

Chorus

Seattle is going down
We gon do you
We gon do you
We gon do you
When Washington comes to town
We gon do you
We gon do you
We gon do you
You wanna see how it’s done?
Then watch my Redskins
Watch my Redskins
Watch my Redskins
This here is our playoff run
So watch my Redskins
Watch my Redskins
Watch my Redskins

Verse 3

You like Grunge Rock
We like GoGo
You like Starbucks
We like Mambo
You got the Space Needle
We got the Big Chair
You get your @$$ whipped when Washington gets there

Chorus

Seattle is going down
We gon do you
We gon do you
We gon do you
When Washington comes to town
We gon do you
We gon do you
We gon do you
You wanna see how it’s done?
Then watch my Redskins
Watch my Redskins
Watch my Redskins
This here is our playoff run
So watch my Redskins
Watch my Redskins
Watch my Redskins

Bama Cowboy Fans

It's that time of year again when all of these Trash Talking Bama A$$ Cowboy fans come out the woodwork and try to ruin a perfectly good Sunday at Fedex Field. I'm so sick and tired of these morons that have never even been to Dallas.

We recently had an NFL day at my job and everyone was allowed to wear various jerseys to work. I figured I would use this day as a Sociology experiment and see if all the people I can't stand at work are Cowboy fans or are they just your run of the mill asshole. I decided to wear my authentic Sean Taylor Jersey that Coach Gibbs signed for me to the event and immediately as I walked through the door to my office I saw someone that I thought was a friend wearing a Dallas star on their belt. I proceeded to walk right past them without saying anything and made a mental note not to EVER trust them again. As the day progressed, I ran into 6 more Cowboy fans all wearing some sort of Broke Back Blue paraphernalia. I only knew 3 of them by name but I had passed all of them in the halls before and got a bad vibe from each of them. I just had no idea that the vibe I was a getting was my gut warning me that their was a closet Tony Homo fan in my midst. Approximately 30 people in my office wore their teams colors that day and only of them were 7 Cowboy fans. Either the rest of the Dallas faithful got to scared to wear their colors or they're to broke to buy a jersey because they've spent all of their money on their crack habit.

After the experiment was all said and done I learned 2 things.

1. Don't ever trust anyone fully until you find out their NFL allegiance
2. If you have an odd gut feeling about someone you just met odds are they are a Bitch A$$ Cowgirl Fan that's still in the closet.

I despise these people and some of you might say I'm being melodramatic but they are the enemy and always will be. If you see a Cowboy Fan tomorrow at Fedex Field say a prayer for them so that God may have mercy on their misguided soul.

Chris Paul Redskins song "Swagga Like Skins"

Here's this weeks Chris Paul Redskins Song.

It goes to the beat of "Swagga Like Us" by Jay-Z and T.I.

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Lyrics

No one on the Cowboys has swagga like us
Swagga like us
Swagga swagga like us
No one on the Cowboys has swagga like us
Swagga like us
Swagga swagga like us
No one on the Cowboys has swagga like us
Swagga like us
Swagga swagga like us
No one on the Cowboys has swagga like us
Swagga like us
Swagga swagga like us
No one on the Cowboys has swagga like us
Swagga like us
Swagga swagga like us
No one on the Cowboys has swagga like us
Swagga like us
Swagga swagga like us
No one on the Cowboys has swagga like us
Swagga like us
Swagga swagga like us
No one on the Cowboys has swagga like us (No!)
Swagga like us
Swagga swagga like us
No one on the Cowboys

Verse 1

Big Tigger’s at the goal line
Redskins Cowboys Sunday night show time
I know you Dallas fans hurt knowing your day’s past
This is Burgundy and Gold time
Rivalry, that’s such an understatement
Silver and blue are the colors I’m hating
My disrespect for dem boys goes far back to the days of Staubach so I’m not changing
My whole religion is go Clinton
Everytime Portis get the ball dem boys turn to victims
Why are they so chicken?
Could it be that Campbell is too much QB for them Cowboys to handle it?
Big Tig
Wearing Santana’s jersey on Sunday watching him do
Big things
Obama named Washington America’s team

Chorus

No one on the Cowboys has swagga like us
Swagga like us
Swagga swagga like us
No one on the Cowboys has swagga like us
Swagga like us
Swagga swagga like us (OK!)
No one on the Cowboys has swagga like us
Swagga like us
Swagga swagga like us (You think?)
No one on the Cowboys has swagga like us
Swagga like us
Swagga swagga like us
No one on the Cowboys

Verse 2

We went to Tigger for the history
He hyped the Skins offensively
Now me, I beat you senseless with the Washington defense
It’s just meticulous the sickness of the hits our Skins inflict
You Dallas fans predicting wins are just ridiculous
You can get with this or get with that
But Andre Carter smacks the crap out any sucka quarterback who has the blue star on his hat
And that’s a fact and it’s a promise
London Fletcher keeps them honest
Marion Barber knows Chris Horton will demolish you
Ain’t nobody scared of yall
Even if you wore a hockey mask, metal claws, and broughta old Texas chainsaw
TO is a misfit, his antics are divisive
Carlos Rogers will divide him from his helmet when he hits him
Listen
This is FedEx where the fan noise is defeaning
We representing everything the Gold and the Burgundy
We do it for the memory of Jackie Taylor’s dad
Number 21 epitomizes Redskins swag

Chorus

No one on the Cowboys has swagga like us
Swagga like us
Swagga swagga like us
No one on the Cowboys has swagga like us
Swagga like us
Swagga swagga like us
No one on the Cowboys has swagga like us
Swagga like us
Swagga swagga like us
No one on the Cowboys has swagga like us
Swagga like us
Swagga swagga like us
No one on the Cowboys has swagga like us
Swagga like us
Swagga swagga like us
No one on the Cowboys has swagga like us
Swagga like us
Swagga swagga like us
No one on the Cowboys has swagga like us
Swagga like us

An Injustice

It's been a couple of days since I've posted on here and I know it's Dallas week but to be honest with everyone I'm a very mad at the Redskins Organization right now. Those of you that know me know that I am friends with various players on the team and that I've gotten to know some of the guys pretty well. I almost wish I didn't know what I do when it comes to the behind the scenes aspects of Professional Football. It's both a blessing and a curse.

Everyone knows that DeAngelo Hall is the newest member of the team and that he recently signed during the bye week for peanuts. Hall will be receiving roughly $500,000 plus bonuses for 7 games of work. You can't get that kind of talent for that amount of money anywhere.

I was just as happy as everyone else when I heard the news that we acquired Hall. It's a long year and depth is key if we are going to make a run in the second half of the season. Springs hasn't been healthy since the Cowgirl game and who knows when Smoot aka Batman will knock himself out for a couple of plays. Hall is a two time Pro Bowl Corner that can make an immediate impact to this already Star-Studded Secondary.

The only "Backbreaker" about signing Hall is who are we going to cut to make room on the 53 man roster.

We could put Malcolm "No Show" Kelley on IR and finally stop playing the guessing game as to whether he will ever touch the field this year.

We could cut Shaun "Over the Hill" Alexander. We all knows he's going to be released once Ladell is healthy anyway so why not just do it now?

Or

We could cut Justin Tryon the 5'9 mistake from Arizona State. Tryon is garbage and I don't know how he's still on the roster. I can only assume he has naked pictures of Vinny Cerrato performing unmentionable sexual acts on Dan Snyder.

What did the Redskins do?

The Redskins cut Leigh Torrence. Leigh had been with the Organization since 2006 and he played an integral role in last years Playoff run after Carlos Rogers suffered a season ending knee injury against the Patriots. Torrence had become a stand out on Special-Teams and an impressive slot corner. Various NFL personnel executives have praised Torrence for his intelligence, positive attitude and ability to learn. Various teammates cried and asked, "Why would they let Leigh go?"

Football aside Torrence was becoming an active member in the local community getting people registered to vote for the Presidential Election and working with various local charities to raise money for their just causes. Positive Role Models like Torrence don't come around often in today's world. The fact that this Organization let this young man go is AN OUTRIGHT INJUSTICE!

To lose a player like Torrence because the Redskins "Executive Vice President of Football Operations" is to smug to admit he made a mistake in the draft is inexcusable!

I understand football is a business and in this business you put the best players on the field to help you win but there is no way in the world ANYONE can say Tryon is a better CB then Torrence. If someone out there truly believes that then please contact me ASAP at fdacowboys@gmail.com. I want to sell you some Beach Front Property in South Dakota.

Torrence cleared waivers Monday evening and has been picked up by the New Orlean Saints where he will replace injured CB Mike Mckenzie. I'm a firm believer that everything happens for a reason and at first I didn't understand why Leigh was let go but I do now. Leigh was ultimately cut so he could make a bigger impact on a team and a town that needs him. He will get a chance to prove those NFL personnel executives right and silence all of the doubters out there. I can only hope and pray that the Saints organization realize what kind of a player they just stumbled upon.

"Take care Leigh and you will be missed." - FdaCowboys

DeAngelo Hall a Redskin!

Former Hokie DeAngelo Hall is now the newest member of the Washington Redskins. Part of Hall's contract stipulation is the fact that the Redskins can not franchise tag him at the end of the year. Hall has signed a 1 year deal and will be an unrestricted Free Agent in 2009.

Are YOU Ready for some Football?

It's the night before one of the biggest games at Fedex Field and I know I'm not going to get any sleep at all. Tomorrow the Redskins #2 rushing attack will face the Steelers #1 Defense. This week we find out what this team is truly made of.
Will Portis and the Dirtbags rise to the occasion? Or will the Steel Curtain Defense of Pittsburgh put a stop to Portis' 5 game streak of 120+ yards or more a game. If I was a betting man I would go with option number one but the one thing I never gamble on is my Skins.

All week long I've been quietly listening to various Steelers fans spout of statistics about how good their team is on Monday night.

Idiot #1, "We've won 18 games in a row on Monday Night." Idiot #2, "On paper the Steelers are hands down better then the Skins." Idiot #3, "Fast Willie is back you guys better watch out."

The idiotic rants go on and on. Each time I heard a meaningless stat or an asinine comment I cried a little inside for these vagabond fans.

Why is it that so many Steeler fans leave their awesome team and town behind for parts unknown?

I'll tell you why. It's because they realized that their franchise got lucky being in one the of crappiest divisions in football and they wanted to move away and see how a real team plays. If the Redskins got to play the Ravens, Browns and Bengals twice a year we would have over 18 Division Championships and 24 playoff berths in our team history also but we don't.

The Redskins are arguably in the toughest division of the NFL. The Giants are 7-1. The Eagles are 5-3 and the Cowboys... well lets keep them out of this.

Big Ben has played horribly against the NFC East this year throwing only 1 TD so far. He has a cumulative QB rating of 44.5 in his 2 games vs the Giants and the Eagles and he's thrown 5 INTs. Roethlisberger has been sacked 23 times so far this season and he's practically falling apart at the seams.

If the Skins are going to win this game tomorrow night they need to clock Ben repeatedly (I know I'm corny). The Steelers have 3 new offensive lineman protecting him and if there was ever a game for Andre Carter and Demetric Evans to wreak some havoc it will be tomorrow night. If the Redskins want to take the leap from a Good Team to a Great Team they can do it center stage on National Television Monday night.

I don't know about you but I'm ready for some FOOTBALL.