We recently had an NFL day at my job and everyone was allowed to wear various jerseys to work. I figured I would use this day as a Sociology experiment and see if all the people I can't stand at work are Cowboy fans or are they just your run of the mill asshole. I decided to wear my authentic Sean Taylor Jersey that Coach Gibbs signed for me to the event and immediately as I walked through the door to my office I saw someone that I thought was a friend wearing a Dallas star on their belt. I proceeded to walk right past them without saying anything and made a mental note not to EVER trust them again. As the day progressed, I ran into 6 more Cowboy fans all wearing some sort of Broke Back Blue paraphernalia. I only knew 3 of them by name but I had passed all of them in the halls before and got a bad vibe from each of them. I just had no idea that the vibe I was a getting was my gut warning me that their was a closet Tony Homo fan in my midst. Approximately 30 people in my office wore their teams colors that day and only of them were 7 Cowboy fans. Either the rest of the Dallas faithful got to scared to wear their colors or they're to broke to buy a jersey because they've spent all of their money on their crack habit.
After the experiment was all said and done I learned 2 things.
- Don't ever trust anyone fully until you find out their NFL allegiance
- If you have an odd gut feeling about someone you just met odds are they are a Bitch A$$ Cowgirl Fan that's still in the closet.