Thursday, May 20, 2010

It's All Starting to Make Sense

Hello Everyone


I've finally been cleared by my Therapist to Talk/Blog about the Redskins again. After a couple months of shock therapy and lots of Prozac, I've come to the realization that last year's 4-12 record was in fact NOT a nightmare and it actually DID happen. Dr. New Castle and I have decided that I should compartmentalize the Zorn Era and treat it like when my gf dragged me to go see Leap Year. I love the Redskins but I will never talk about the past 2 seasons EVER again or that GOD awful movie that I was forced to watch.

There are countless topics that I've wanted to write about over the past 6 months but I didn't know where to begin, until now. You all know this Blog's affinity for Hating the Dallas Cowboys and all things Dallas, Texas so I figured I'd share an article with you that my favorite radio show discussed this past week.
Condomania, a world leader in condom sales and development, has just ranked 50 states and 20 major cities by average penis size. Why does this matter and what does this have to do with the Cowboys? Well according to the study, Dallas/Ft. Worth was the Lowest Ranking City by average penis size. On the other hand, Washington D.C. was the Second Highest Ranking City behind New Orleans in average penis size.

It's all starting to make sense now. I always had a feeling that the Cowboys and their fans were a little light on the loafers and now we have proof.