Quarterbacks are enjoying gold jerseys

A lot of pressure and a small pocket seems to plaque this offense already most of the pressure is up the middle for all teams and line combos. When given time team looks ok but Colt is not crisp today. Advantage defense....until that run by CP

First play after special teams drills...

Mcnabb intercepted by dhall in 1st team on 1st team play. Then a nice completion to cooley.

11 on 11

In the first and second team drills the defense won most of the plays with the offense having a couple of bright spots...biggest note is Devin Thomas is with the third team receivers for these drills

Offensive specialist drills

It is easy to see the qb's that have really played in this league when they go through progressions and reads mcnabb and even grossman look good colt and bartel not so much.11 on 11 now

Passing drills

The quarterbacks are looking good this morning only obvious bad pass was from Colt

No Malcolm Kelly

No Malcolm Kelly this morning and Devin Thomas had the only drop on the last drill....make that two straight drops for Devin.

Position Drills

After brief stretching and a couple basic plays they are in position drills now receivers are in front of me and quarterback are close by

No Albert Haynesworth

No Albert Haynesworth this morning. Rich Campbell is reporting he did not test this morning. It is still strange seeing McNabb in Burgundy and Gold

Players starting to get on the field

Players are starting to filter out Andre Carter and Lorenzo Alexander first two out. Rex Grossman and Casey Rabach first offensive players

Arriving at Redskins Park

I have made it training camp and there is a line to get in. I am really excited and hope to give good updates thru practice. HTTR!

Poor Little Jimmy

Hello Redskin Nation

I hope everyone has had a good offseason. I don't know about you but I'm READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL! It's already Dallas week and in honor of that I'm going to post a commercial that some of you might have already seen.




It appears that little Jimmy has a problem and now the whole world knows about it. Why on earth would any straight male advertise for a Penis Enhancement product? Either "Mini" Johnson is broke from buying gallons of hair gel over the years and needs the money BAD or he really has a small Johnson. I'll let you guys decide.

This is fry guy testing mobile blogging....it seems we have the rookie in camp but Fat Albert can't run enough yet...

Feels like Christmas Eve to me

Well first things first let me introduce myself.

I am Lee Rice for those of you that come to the tailgates I was the one frying(hence the name) last season. I am glad to be contributing to this great blog so here is my first one.

On the eve of Redskins Training Camp opening I am very excited for the return of football season. The new regime seems to be running a better ship than the Vinny-Zorn circus and we have some bright spots to think about. Hey even Fatty Albert seems to be trimmer and ready to contribute. Unlike in past seasons I think the effort and physical play in the preseason will be very telling about the heart and direction of this team. No one on this roster has earned the right to mail it in this preseason. The idea of turning it on successfully in the regular season is not an option in my opinion. I am ready for the season and look forward to August 13th to see the new look and feel of this team. As well as seeing the new screens at FedEx.

Thanks for reading to the end and Hail to the Redskins!

Absolutely Worthless

I've been sticking up for Albert Haynesworth all off-season. I've called into numerous local radio shows defending the guy and I've also debated my fellow Redskin fans on various message boards. My argument on Haynesworth's behalf was that Sean Taylor, God rest his soul, didn't go to OTAs. He didn't even return Coach Gibbs' phone calls during the off-season but he always performed when it mattered. Shawn Springs would work out in Arizona during the Summer and always come to camp in phenomenal shape. Why can't Albert work out with his former trainer? Why can't he work out with the 1 person responsible for getting him into such great shape while he played for Tennessee? Haynesworth explained,

"to get me back to where I want to be, I need the serious training, I need the stuff that got me where I'm at."

Lets be real the work outs he was missing were "Voluntary". Who voluntarily goes to work during their vacation? I know I don't.

I gave Albert the benefit of the doubt and decided to wait and pass judgement on him once the Workouts were "Mandatory". Well that time is now and Albert Haynesworthless requested a trade the night before he was scheduled for a 6am physical at Redskins Park. No one likes waking up early but if I was being paid 100 Million dollars I'd get up at 2am and show up to work wearing a dress if my boss asked me to.

Everyone is saying that the Redskins either need to trade Albert or cut him but why? There is no way the Redskins will get any value for him in a trade or else that would've happened already. If they cut Albert then he basically gets to have his cake and eat it too. I think its time to put old Fat Albert on a diet. Don't give him a trade. Don't cut him. Fine him the maximum amount you can every single day that POS doesn't show up. If he does eventually show up to Training Camp then make his life a living HELL. Put him on Special Teams and make him run wind sprints till he pukes. He signed a contract and he needs to be held accountable for it.

I'm sick and tired of these Millionaire Divas signing long term contracts and then requesting a restructure Two years into the deal. The only way Dan Snyder should let that thief out of his contract is if he returns the money he stole.

If football doesn't work out for Albert he could always become a magician. He single handily over night made all Redskins fans hate him more then they hate Dan Snyder.

SportsCenter aka Jerry Jones Bitch

I haven't bothered to watch ESPN since they completely mishandled their coverage of Sean Taylor's death. As far as I'm concerned, Comcast Sportsnet is the "World Wide Leader in Sports" and they might as well rename ESPN to CYLN, Cowboys Yankees Lebron Network.



This morning I was hoping to catch the highlights of the Blackhawks beat down of the Flyers on Comcast but I missed it and it was 9:00am and time for an infomercial. I had no choice but to turn to Sports Center to watch the highlights. I turned the game off at 5-3 Hawks and I wanted to see how they got to 7 goals. I'm not a Blackhawks fan I just really hate all things Philly! I hate Philly so much that I put mustard on my bagel instead of cream cheese every morning. I had a feeling that the top story would be the Lakers/Celtics Game 2 and shocker I was right. I refuse to watch the NBA Finals until game 6 or 7 because everyone knows that the NBA is as crooked as a dog's hind leg. I was hoping the next story would be the Blackhawks vs Flyers game but I was wrong. Apparently Tony Romo qualifying for the US Open is a bigger story then Game 5 of the Stanley Cup finals!


I understand that Football is god and hockey is maybe 3rd or even 4th on most peoples sport rankings but ... Are you F!ng serius?

I LOVE football but Tony Romo trying to save Par has nothing to do with FOOTBALL! The only time I ever want to hear Tony Romo's name during the off-season is A: when he unsuccessfully commits suicide or B: when his sex change operation is complete. Who the hell is in charge of producing this show? Does Jerry Jones give Chris Berman a handjob every morning to ensure sure that the Cowgirls are mentioned at least once in each broadcast? I willing to bet that Wade Phillips gives Alexi Lalas a reach around to make sure that the Cowboys are mentioned Saturday during the England vs USA World Cup. ESPN, do us all a favor and swallow first then broadcast the real sports stories.

It's All Starting to Make Sense

Hello Everyone

I'm BACK!

I've finally been cleared by my Therapist to Talk/Blog about the Redskins again. After a couple months of shock therapy and lots of Prozac, I've come to the realization that last year's 4-12 record was in fact NOT a nightmare and it actually DID happen. Dr. New Castle and I have decided that I should compartmentalize the Zorn Era and treat it like when my gf dragged me to go see Leap Year. I love the Redskins but I will never talk about the past 2 seasons EVER again or that GOD awful movie that I was forced to watch.

There are countless topics that I've wanted to write about over the past 6 months but I didn't know where to begin, until now. You all know this Blog's affinity for Hating the Dallas Cowboys and all things Dallas, Texas so I figured I'd share an article with you that my favorite radio show discussed this past week.

Condomania, a world leader in condom sales and development, has just ranked 50 states and 20 major cities by average penis size. Why does this matter and what does this have to do with the Cowboys? Well according to the study, Dallas/Ft. Worth was the Lowest Ranking City by average penis size. On the other hand, Washington D.C. was the Second Highest Ranking City behind New Orleans in average penis size.

It's all starting to make sense now. I always had a feeling that the Cowboys and their fans were a little light on the loafers and now we have proof.

"Run Them Boys"! Chris Paul Redskins song Week 16

Here's this weeks Chris Paul Redskins Song

It goes to the beat of "Run This Town Tonight"
by Jay Z

To download the Song Right Click Here and Choose "Save Target As"