Keep Tryoning

I know it's been a while since I've posted or written anything on the Skins but I'm back baby. After last years 2-6 end to the regular season, my friends thought it was best to institutionalize me and take away my shoe strings. My mom wrote an email and asked them to let me out of my padded cell. I've been deemed mentally stable and I'm finally ready for some FOOTBALL.

If you've read any of my previous posts you know my disdain for CB Justin Tryon. Tuesday's Washington Post had an interesting article on Justin training with Hall of Fame CB Darrell Green for 6 weeks this offseason. Apparently Justin's Mommy emailed Darrell after last years HOF game asking him to mentor her son. Even she realized he was garbage back then and she was hoping that arguably the best Cornerback in NFL history could help Justin get better. The boy hadn't even been in the league for a full week before his own mother decided to contact the Make-A-Wish foundation to save her son's NFL career. After 8 months of the email sitting in his inbox, Darrell finally responded to Mommy Tryon and train her baby boy Justin. If Darrell Green can't turn the former Arizona State track star into a NFL CB then no one can.

While Justin was being Darrell's shadow the Redskins decided to waste another draft pick on a CB for the 2nd year in a row. Vinny "Yes Man" Cerrato decided to draft UMD CB Kevin Barnes instead of a much needed offensive lineman. Now we have 1 red shirt rookie and 1 true rookie fighting for the same roster spot. I'm just wondering how long it will take Mommy Barnes to email Darrell Green and mentor her son.

The first preseason game is finally upon us and everyone is looking forward to seeing Colt Brennan vs Chase Daniels and Todd Collins. Are Devin and Malcolm actually going to step on the field? Will Fred Davis be awake in time to catch the bus to Baltimore? I'm personally looking forward to see if Darrell Green wasted 6 weeks of his life training 5'9 Justin Tryon to be an actual NFL cornerback. The day Justin was drafted he said he was going to unseat Carlos Rogers or Shawn Springs as a starter. Darrell apparently now agrees with Justin and thinks he is, "qualified to be a starter in the National Football League start in this league." If anyone actually believes that Tryon is better then Carlos Rogers or DeAngelo Hall they better hurry up and get to Best Buy to pick up their $9.99 52-inch Samsung TV.

Chris Paul Redskins song - "Bust Them Ravens"

Here's this weeks Chris Paul Redskins Song.
It goes to the beat of "Bust It Baby" by Plies

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Lyrics

Chris Paul presents Bust them Ravens
Ay Redskins it’s a must we bust them Ravens
This game is real crucial
DC is taking over B-More (Redskins!)
Sunday night we gonna bust them Ravens

Chorus

We can feel a sense of urgency for the Gold and Burgundy
Trying to stay in the hunt
Best believe we gonna hurt some bammas wearing purple
Victory’s what we want
So this Sunday night
Bust them
Ravens
Redskins this Sunday night
Bust them
Ravens
Redskins this Sunday night

Verse 1

The way we lost to New York made us all cuss
@$$ whoop is what they put on us
When we get the opportunities we have to score
Or shoot ourselves in the foot like Plaxico
Clinton Portis all battered and bruised up
But still suits up
Damn that dude’s tough
And Clinton’s lead is what this whole team needs to follow
Leave it all on the field like there’s no tomorrow
Jason Campbell you the man with the golden arm
You got the talent that’ll get this team going far
Devin Thomas, the spotlight is on you
Bust them Ravens
Is what the Skins are gon do

Chorus

We can feel a sense of urgency for the Gold and Burgundy
Trying to stay in the hunt
Best believe we gonna hurt some bammas wearing purple
Victory’s what we want
So this Sunday night
Bust them
Ravens
Redskins this Sunday night
Bust them
Ravens
Redskins this Sunday night

Verse 2

Our nickname for the Ravens is Rodney
Cause they get no respect down here in DC
Pass a pencil and notebook to Ray Lewis
London Fletcher’s gonna school him on how to do this
The Washington defense is holding nothing back
Every play every snap it’s all out attack
LaRon Landry is bonafide super bad
He’s cracking Baltimore receivers open like crabs
And the Ravens have a lot of faith in Flacco
Til Andre Carter lights his @$$ up like tobacco
Baltimore it’s a must we beat down you
Why?
Cause the wire’s what our season’s coming down to

Chorus

We can feel a sense of urgency for the Gold and Burgundy
Trying to stay in the hunt
Best believe we gonna hurt some bammas wearing purple
Victory’s what we want
So this Sunday night
Bust them
Ravens
Redskins this Sunday night
Bust them
Ravens
Redskins this Sunday night