Cheddar Bob Burress Pleads Guilty

Plaxico Burress just pleaded guilty to felony weapon charges and will serve a two year prison sentence. Burress accidentally shot himself in the thigh at a Manhattan night club back on November 28, 2008. The gun was in his waistband w/o a holster and it had apparently slipped down his leg. The glock inadvertently went off when he accidentally depressed the trigger. Mr. Burress turned himself into Police the following Monday where he was charged with two felony counts of Criminal Possession of a Weapon.

In other new Madden 2012 will have an All Madden Convict team featuring Michael Vick, Plaxico Burress, Ray Lewis, Jamal Lewis, Tank Johnson. Pacman Jones and Rae Carruth

Napoleon Strikes AGAIN!

(The Axis of Evil)

This weekend the Redskins Media Relations department banned all tweeting, blogging and updating of any kind from the Training Camp fields. The only tweets or updates that will be allowed are from ESPN 980 and the Redskins Blog. Is it a coincidence that Snyder owns both of those media outlets? I think not. Reporters are allowed to report from the media room or the parking lot at the top of the hill but not from the field itself. Why Dan? Why?

This isn't Nazi Germany during WWII. I used to love SportsTalk 980 until Snyder bought it. I couldn't stand that the only sports radio I could listen to about my team was from a radio station that was owned by my team. I religiously listened to The Sports Reporters on my way home from work every day. Steve Czaban and Andy Pollin claimed they would still be unbiased and still "tell it like it is" but I beg to differ. As soon as Brian Mitchell was let go by 980, I stopped listening to anything that station had to say. Bmitch was the only one that had his own opinion on the Red Zebra Radio air waves and shocker he was fired.

I'm a long time 106.7 WJFK listener and I was really upset when they switched formats to sports talk. The Big O and Dukes Show was quite arguably the best radio show EVER and Mike O'meara is and forever will be a radio icon. I am however glad they switched formats because they can compete with 980 and offer an unbiased perspective. It's honestly a breath of fresh air from the slanted propaganda that the Redskins try and shove down our throats on a daily basis. Snyder even tried to buy 106.7 once he heard they were switching formats but thank God he wasn't successful in his attempt.

Napolean, I understand it's a business but why must you filter all of the news that is reported on your team. The truth will come out eventually. Just let the accredited reporters that you gave media passes to report the TRUTH. Stop hiding things from the people that cheer for your team. Contrary to popular belief Redskins fans are not mindless lemmings that will do and believe whatever you say.

Dear Momma Blache

Dear Momma Blache,

I'm following Momma Tryons example and I'm writing you this letter hoping that you can talk some sense into your son Greg and have him cut Justin Tryon. The experimenet is over. The 6 weeks of offseason training with Darrell Green were a huge waste of time. Tryon has already besmirched Darrell Green's name and now he's making Shane Falco look like Peyton Manning.

Please tell Coach Blache to stop putting him on the field. I'm really worried that the ACLU will start protesting Redskins Park for the abuse Justin has to endure on a weekly basis. I'm not sure if you watched the game last night. Heck I hope you didn't watch the game last night. I'm not sure if your heart could take it. In case you didn't, Justin was burned at least 7 times by a couple of WRs that will be bagging your groceries at Safeway in a couple of weeks. While we're at it can you also tell Greggy that Renaldo Wynn is 35 years old.

Sincerely,
FdaCowboys

P.S. - I hope it doesn't take you 8 months to read this letter

Thank You Michael Vick

I would personally like to thank Michael Vick and the Philadelphia Eagles for announcing their signing last night in the middle of the Redskins vs Ravens debacle. Vick signed a 1 year $1.6 million dollar contract with an Eagles option to retain him in 2010 for $5.2 million.

I can't wait till week 7 when Brian Orakpwns Vick on Monday Night Football.

Until then thank you Mr. Vick for making everyone forget that the Redskins Oline looked like a sieve last night,
that Ladell "Bettis" averaged 1.8 yards per carry and

that Darrell Green staked his reputation on Justin Tryon being a starter in this league.

Your gift basket of Michael Vick Chew Toys and flaming bags of dog poo are on their way.

Michael Vick an Eagle

Vick is an Eagle!!!

Bettis?

Apparently the Washington Nationals Equipment guy was hired by the Redskins.
They missed spelled Ladell Betts name

Keep Tryoning

I know it's been a while since I've posted or written anything on the Skins but I'm back baby. After last years 2-6 end to the regular season, my friends thought it was best to institutionalize me and take away my shoe strings. My mom wrote an email and asked them to let me out of my padded cell. I've been deemed mentally stable and I'm finally ready for some FOOTBALL.

If you've read any of my previous posts you know my disdain for CB Justin Tryon. Tuesday's Washington Post had an interesting article on Justin training with Hall of Fame CB Darrell Green for 6 weeks this offseason. Apparently Justin's Mommy emailed Darrell after last years HOF game asking him to mentor her son. Even she realized he was garbage back then and she was hoping that arguably the best Cornerback in NFL history could help Justin get better. The boy hadn't even been in the league for a full week before his own mother decided to contact the Make-A-Wish foundation to save her son's NFL career. After 8 months of the email sitting in his inbox, Darrell finally responded to Mommy Tryon and train her baby boy Justin. If Darrell Green can't turn the former Arizona State track star into a NFL CB then no one can.

While Justin was being Darrell's shadow the Redskins decided to waste another draft pick on a CB for the 2nd year in a row. Vinny "Yes Man" Cerrato decided to draft UMD CB Kevin Barnes instead of a much needed offensive lineman. Now we have 1 red shirt rookie and 1 true rookie fighting for the same roster spot. I'm just wondering how long it will take Mommy Barnes to email Darrell Green and mentor her son.

The first preseason game is finally upon us and everyone is looking forward to seeing Colt Brennan vs Chase Daniels and Todd Collins. Are Devin and Malcolm actually going to step on the field? Will Fred Davis be awake in time to catch the bus to Baltimore? I'm personally looking forward to see if Darrell Green wasted 6 weeks of his life training 5'9 Justin Tryon to be an actual NFL cornerback. The day Justin was drafted he said he was going to unseat Carlos Rogers or Shawn Springs as a starter. Darrell apparently now agrees with Justin and thinks he is, "qualified to be a starter in the National Football League start in this league." If anyone actually believes that Tryon is better then Carlos Rogers or DeAngelo Hall they better hurry up and get to Best Buy to pick up their $9.99 52-inch Samsung TV.

Devin Thomas hurt???

Devin Thomas is apparently on the side line for todays practice with a leg injury.
I will update everyone when we get more information.

DJ Hackett a Redskin

The Redskins just signed free agent WR DJ Hackett. Hackett was previously with the Carolina Panthers but released after just one year with the team. Coach Zorn is familiar with Hackett since the Seahawks drafted him in 2004.